Meles_Meles - Posted - 07/19/2018:  20:35:40

hellbenders to one's eyelids

(N.B.: Some folks in the Ohio river valley call hellbenders "snot weasels, due to their ability to exude a coating of noxious slime as a defensive deterrent against predators.")

Edited by - Meles_Meles on 07/19/2018 20:38:37

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2018:  04:22:30

in a horrific attempt

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/20/2018:  07:17:12

to keep eyes shaded

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2018:  08:24:26

while driving golf balls

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/20/2018:  16:22:08

into the Ohio river

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/20/2018:  17:08:36

whilst piloting a barge

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2018:  19:20:38

filled with scrapped automobiles

Meles_Meles - Posted - 07/20/2018:  20:25:41

being returned to Michigan

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2018:  22:18:27

where scrap is gold

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  04:55:23

in the eyes of

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/21/2018:  04:57:12

and golfballs can be

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  05:07:34

considered dangerous weapons when

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/21/2018:  06:00:25

fired from M116 howitzers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  06:26:45

which isn’t tournament legal

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2018:  08:45:48

but are good defence

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2018:  12:04:56

against approaching hail storms

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  14:19:48

and Tiger Woods groupies

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2018:  16:37:13

that smell like callgirls

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2018:  16:50:59

without access to bathtubs

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2018:  18:16:41

or fine French perfumes

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2018:  18:33:20

better to agnore them

Meles_Meles - Posted - 07/21/2018:  19:09:27

without making eye contact

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2018:  19:54:05

or any other contact

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/22/2018:  04:51:30

because, as we know,

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  05:32:25

contact with groupies can

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2018:  05:33:36

they are dirty girls

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2018:  06:47:53

. Meanwhile, back at the

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/22/2018:  07:04:55

Sherwood Forest, Robin was

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  08:55:38

explaining to Friar Tuck

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2018:  17:34:13

about how the sheriff

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  18:13:55

was running an extortion

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/22/2018:  18:22:19

on Robin's arrow fletchers

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2018:  18:23:51

who had to pay

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/22/2018:  18:43:02

exorbitantly for arrow-making licences

Meles_Meles - Posted - 07/22/2018:  19:22:48

for crafting one-way signs

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2018:  19:46:07

for the North Pole

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2018:  03:30:37

where hundreds of stranded

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/23/2018:  03:36:01

elves work in sweatshops

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2018:  04:00:36

run by a sadistic

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/23/2018:  04:20:43

old man named Santa

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/23/2018:  04:31:02

and his side kick

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2018:  06:31:46

the evil reindeer Rudolph

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2018:  08:35:36

who drinks too much

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2018:  11:50:31

and abuses his authority

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/23/2018:  17:13:03

with the younger deers

Meles_Meles - Posted - 07/23/2018:  20:23:25

abuse themselves with harnesses

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2018:  20:25:04

made from yak scrota

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 07/23/2018:  20:30:04

, handmade by Norwegian leathercrafters

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2018:  03:34:45

whose sewing skills are