banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2016:  01:23:14

after he drank the

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2016:  02:51:55

bottle of Scotch he

Forrest - Posted - 11/09/2016:  03:45:05

Was carrying to bribe

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2016:  05:53:40

the haggis chomping Scotsmen

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2016:  06:49:27

who were hoping to

Forrest - Posted - 11/10/2016:  11:52:07

become rabbit chomping Scotsmen

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2016:  11:55:40

despite inebriation mobility problems

Forrest - Posted - 11/10/2016:  13:33:55

which quickly led to

 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2016:  16:38:30

laying on the sidewalk 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/11/2016:  02:54:27

while Dirty Harry was

OM45GE - Posted - 11/11/2016:  03:25:40

standing over you with 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2016:  05:23:23

with Gil Favor's pistol

OM45GE - Posted - 11/11/2016:  06:54:05

which wasn't very threatening

 

Forrest - Posted - 11/11/2016:  07:10:21

the question becomes - did

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2016:  09:07:55

Dirty Harry ever bathe?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/11/2016:  12:48:25

 and, if he did,

Forrest - Posted - 11/11/2016:  13:18:20

what kind of soap

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2016:  14:26:39

did Wishbone lend him

Meles_Meles - Posted - 11/11/2016:  21:08:01

later refusing its return

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2016:  03:25:19

Wishbone bathed in chili

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2016:  05:15:13

and served with some

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2016:  07:24:59

toasted marble rye bannock

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/12/2016 07:26:07

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2016:  14:58:22

that'll kick you up

MWBailey - Posted - 11/12/2016:  16:29:15

onto your horse, and

Forrest - Posted - 11/12/2016:  17:20:30

leave you wanting more

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2016:  17:39:27

because portions are small

MWBailey - Posted - 11/12/2016:  19:51:17

taste like fried buffalo

Meles_Meles - Posted - 11/12/2016:  20:21:33

making for poor pemmican

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2016:  20:41:18

at the Blackfoot village

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/13/2016:  03:52:46

where the women slaved

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2016:  04:22:20

to make men think 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2016:  08:13:48

they could protest pipelines

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2016:  16:06:10

or pipe protest lines 

Meles_Meles - Posted - 11/13/2016:  19:06:08

of descent from itinerant

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2016:  19:51:07

willow whistle players canoeing

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2016:  04:13:39

down the Oclawaha river

Forrest - Posted - 11/14/2016:  10:15:07

offering libations to the

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2016:  18:57:53

onlookers who lined the

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2016:  19:14:41

the braves' loincloths with

Forrest - Posted - 11/14/2016:  19:38:02

notes of encouragement designed

Meles_Meles - Posted - 11/14/2016:  20:10:37

by unemployable sociology majors

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2016:  03:08:33

who had convinced themselves 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2016:  05:46:16

that they could solve

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2016:  07:11:15

everyone elses financial problems

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2016:  08:40:35

if everyone sent them

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2016:  14:48:27

their bank information online

Meles_Meles - Posted - 11/15/2016:  20:19:53

and then logged off

OM45GE - Posted - 11/16/2016:  02:53:29

to read a book 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/16/2016:  06:14:51

-"Bankruptcy for Complete Idiots"