banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2015:  02:41:23

where the temperature plunges

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/15/2015:  03:05:12

well below zero and

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2015:  05:37:51

they dare not undress

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2015:  15:36:18

lest their family jewels

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/15/2015:  21:47:58

turn 'ice' to ice

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2015:  03:55:11

and broke into a

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2015:  03:55:29

like those on a

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/16/2015:  04:16:54

figure carved for wedding.

Edited by - banjoscotty on 03/16/2015 04:17:29

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2015:  05:58:34

Phony jewels are a

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2015:  09:30:43

good example of a

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/16/2015:  19:41:29

new tickle of inspiration

('Neuticles' is the trademarked name of a line of prosthetic testicles used to replace, for cosmetic purposes, those lost when a dog is neutered.)

(Really.)

(Some people will buy anything.)

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2015:  03:11:30

that some folks need

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2015:  03:43:13

when facing writers' block

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2015:  04:30:26

or a cracked engine

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2015:  06:17:54

block, both of which

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2015:  08:13:11

are indeed not repairable

OM45GE - Posted - 03/17/2015:  11:53:45

without considerable expense and

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2015:  12:19:39

gnashing of broken teeth

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/17/2015:  20:11:50

of an electric saw

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2015:  03:38:14

, previously used to dismember 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2015:  04:05:50

crooked auto mechanics who

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2015:  15:26:03

triple charged and didn't 

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/18/2015:  20:30:20

return the 'defective' parts

TarolGene - Posted - 03/18/2015:  20:42:37

And repurpose them for

Edited by - TarolGene on 03/18/2015 20:45:53

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2015:  09:59:34

sale as new parts

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2015:  14:58:28

to the town Mayor

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/19/2015:  16:30:30

because the police chief

Cere Bellum - Posted - 03/19/2015:  16:44:16

for some reason wouldn't

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/19/2015:  20:09:15

let his officers supercharge

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2015:  23:21:19

their Crown Victorias with

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2015:  03:50:12

nitrous oxide injection kits

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2015:  06:37:48

that were on sale

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2015:  18:24:10

at the local auto

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2015:  18:34:52

black market bikers' outlet

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2015:  18:46:46

where many things are

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/20/2015:  21:07:42

discounted by anyone hearing

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2015:  02:40:52

about their personal finance

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2015:  04:14:45

and amazing credit score

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/21/2015:  05:13:00

. As they rounded the

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2015:  05:59:20

corner, they saw a 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2015:  07:01:03

pawn shop that had

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2015:  07:02:37

two prewar mannequins in

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2015:  10:56:58

the show window with

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/21/2015:  19:22:39

three golden balls between

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2015:  05:09:08

the window and door

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2015:  08:05:09

.Even at $1500/oz.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/22/2015:  15:35:05

the golden balls would

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/22/2015:  20:11:45

spark in stormy weather

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/23/2015:  04:09:01

like Lena Horne gazing