banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2019:  03:19:37

that leans to left

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2019:  07:33:26

from strong typhoon winds

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2019:  08:22:38

which relentlessly blew from

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2019:  08:58:19

oceanic low pressure systems

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2019:  10:34:57

which stalled off Bermuda

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2019:  11:42:40

where dangerous triangles exist

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2019:  11:55:14

baffling geometry students and

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2019:  14:00:39

forgotten long-lost storm chasers

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/22/2019:  20:18:57

who've been sipping typhoo

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  04:19:43

Tea and wishing for

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2019:  05:01:45

a first class tornado

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  06:16:02

to clear out the

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2019:  08:44:09

the Bermuda shorts-wearing tourists

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  10:08:20

and their pasty skinned

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/23/2019:  14:11:02

legs that news outlets

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2019:  14:19:53

ridicule at every step

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2019:  17:42:35

and which attract moths

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/23/2019:  19:30:49

to cashfires in pockets

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2019:  23:16:53

due to increased friction

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/24/2019:  10:58:16

from their corduroy pants

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/24/2019:  19:12:17

which attracted horny she-badgers

(Obscure enough for you? This is a reference to an old TV ad for GWG cords.)

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2019:  19:31:21

from the Wisconsin backwoods

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2019:  03:42:45

where they once roamed

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/25/2019:  20:22:10

until avaricious sporran makers

janolov - Posted - 03/25/2019:  23:49:33

sold the skin to

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2019:  03:06:08

backwoods fur traders who

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/26/2019:  04:06:42

then made lava lamps

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2019:  04:49:07

and old fashioned shampoo

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2019:  05:05:41

that destroys hair follicles

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2019:  19:05:31

but leaves the scalp

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/26/2019:  20:13:28

highly collectable to warriors

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2019:  20:22:35

distantly related to Tonto

janolov - Posted - 03/27/2019:  00:25:08

who had been hunted

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2019:  03:26:54

for his acting talents

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/27/2019:  04:01:25

and his gold teeth

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2019:  04:42:00

that my mule gave

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2019:  04:58:55

to him as a

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2019:  06:52:03

momento of their relationship

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/27/2019 06:52:55

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/27/2019:  20:28:22

unequal though it was

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2019:  02:57:41

and no matter how

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/28/2019:  03:59:08

far they walked, the

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2019:  07:27:12

paparazzi followed close behind

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2019:  08:07:56

hoping to get a

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/28/2019:  20:21:35

shot of his ass

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2019:  21:40:14

before the bucking started

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2019:  03:32:32

and the fans intrude

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/29/2019:  16:39:33

by throwing cheeseburgers and

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2019:  17:21:03

hurling invective hoping to

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2019:  17:41:13

watch Tonto don warpaint