chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  15:11:33

who owned a guillotine

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  15:15:07

to cut his cigars

J e f f - Posted - 02/10/2017:  16:29:19

and tallywackers into small

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  16:59:20

wafers,then covered with

Forrest - Posted - 02/10/2017:  17:39:03

nacho cheese sauce and

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2017:  17:55:17

pickle juice. As the

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  18:15:01

party dragged on, he

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  19:12:32

said,"What a drag

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/10/2017:  20:15:51

queen my guest brought

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2017:  02:46:13

for us to listen

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2017:  05:45:21

to. She/him had a

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2017:  06:05:47

male and female following

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/11/2017:  07:32:39

the red line as

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2017:  07:40:50

homicidal parakeets flipped over

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2017:  09:10:24

the chance to divebomb 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/11/2017:  10:49:27

the sunbathing girls laying

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2017:  13:21:53

nude on chaise lounges

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2017:  15:05:15

in the parking lot

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2017:  19:14:56

where parking lot pickers

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/11/2017:  19:28:56

rummaged through the dumpsters

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2017:  02:32:50

looking for wine bottles

J e f f - Posted - 02/12/2017:  04:29:22

so that they could

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/12/2017:  05:22:07

impress the sunbathers with

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2017:  06:51:55

a wine-o's sweet breath

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2017:  06:55:07

capable of knocking over

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2017:  12:25:34

a bull elephant with

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/12/2017:  19:10:59

pounds of chloral hydrate

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2017:  03:53:37

placed at designated locations

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/13/2017:  05:15:31

along the boardwalk, enabling

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2017:  06:36:49

hyper children to relax

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2017:  07:55:23

and eat ice cream

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2017:  10:39:53

which they enjoyed except

Forrest - Posted - 02/13/2017:  11:34:52

which actually wasn't sweet

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2017:  11:59:58

someone left sugar out

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2017:  12:32:40

and used sedatives instead

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2017:  15:53:42

so the party was

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/13/2017:  20:35:25

compelled to elect new

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2017:  04:31:18

member who would promise

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2017:  08:35:38

a chicken in every

Forrest - Posted - 02/14/2017:  09:51:01

pot and a nap

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2017:  13:30:09

from 1:00 till 3:00

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2017:  13:50:04

especially for those with

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2017:  14:33:27

absentee bosses who golf

J e f f - Posted - 02/14/2017:  18:40:07

while wearing heels and

Meles_Meles - Posted - 02/14/2017:  20:16:16

saving money on cleats

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2017:  02:47:06

which leaves more cash

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/15/2017:  05:00:37

to buy good meds

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2017:  05:03:41

from unscrupulous pill pushers

Forrest - Posted - 02/15/2017:  09:20:01

who have the good