Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/15/2019:  19:20:08

child eating library paste

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2019:  03:57:14

and looking quite self-satisfied

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2019:  07:52:23

as if popsicles had

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2019:  11:52:57

suddenly changed their consistency

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/16/2019 11:53:21

grandpafive - Posted - 09/16/2019:  14:26:50

and texture to something

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2019:  15:00:44

resembling wet drywall compound

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2019:  17:49:58

only not as tasty

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/16/2019:  20:16:02

as mutilated monkey meat

grandpafive - Posted - 09/16/2019:  20:28:51

which is now available

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2019:  20:36:50

at Dian Fossey’s Diner

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/16/2019 20:38:31

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2019:  04:10:20

where the elite meet

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/17/2019:  04:37:26

opposition from the proletariat

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2019:  06:19:17

who are demanding justice

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2019:  06:58:03

for all oppressed primates

grandpafive - Posted - 09/17/2019:  12:37:47

who can't afford lawyers

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/17/2019:  14:57:06

or the Boston Cream

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2019:  15:02:28

pie they serve at

grandpafive - Posted - 09/17/2019:  15:14:55

certain dingy hangouts that

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2019:  15:49:13

resemble decrepit Fenway dugouts

grandpafive - Posted - 09/17/2019:  16:59:38

which showed no signs

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2019:  20:07:15

of accepting the decision

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2019:  20:11:01

by the third-base ump

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/17/2019:  20:21:30

, a voyeur ogling neckers

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/18/2019:  02:41:15

who never understands why

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2019:  07:13:21

he can’t attract women

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2019:  13:04:12

who don’t have any

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2019:  13:36:03

baggage or hidden derringers

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2019:  15:45:00

which might conflict with

grandpafive - Posted - 09/18/2019:  15:45:28

people call him ump

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2019:  15:53:46

for missing page turns

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/18/2019:  16:03:32

, creating grammatically incomprehensible sentences

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2019:  16:22:49

understood by bullpen coaches

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/18/2019 16:24:28

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/18/2019:  16:29:08

from the Dominican Republic

grandpafive - Posted - 09/18/2019:  20:10:20

who use sign language

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/18/2019:  20:26:47

to indicate their intentions

("third base" refers to a stage of necking; you've led a deprived adolescence)

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2019:  03:26:21

to the attractive woman

grandpafive - Posted - 09/19/2019:  05:56:17

he met at the

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/19/2019:  06:08:17

Gallaudet University book store

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2019:  06:14:40

where silence is golden

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2019:  12:34:57

and communication quite handy

grandpafive - Posted - 09/19/2019:  17:25:29

to have if you

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2019:  18:10:00

understand American Sign Language

grandpafive - Posted - 09/19/2019:  18:52:15

and even then it

Meles_Meles - Posted - 09/19/2019:  20:08:31

could be inadvertently misunderstood

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2019:  21:43:32

because one-finger salutes are

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2019:  04:06:49

sometimes the letter “d”

grandpafive - Posted - 09/20/2019:  13:33:47

is mistaken for something

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2019:  14:33:10

really dumb, such as

grandpafive - Posted - 09/20/2019:  14:49:33

anything obscure made redundant