OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2017:  06:34:48

who uses Ben Gay

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2017:  07:56:57

to massage the bo-bo

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2017:  13:51:58

but it stings when

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2017:  15:49:28

she loses her temper

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2017:  17:13:19

and takes out the

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/08/2017:  07:48:36

frustrations on the patient

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2017:  08:49:06

tax collection agent who

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2017:  13:59:42

only wants to make

Forrest - Posted - 03/08/2017:  17:24:09

us all pay what

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2017:  18:02:55

losers pay at poker

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/08/2017:  19:55:30

when THEY can't bluff

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2017:  02:38:08

and bet inappropriately which

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2017:  08:38:20

leads to complete demoralization

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2017:  11:13:30

when the money's gone

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2017:  12:16:53

and also their wives

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2017:  14:10:59

who left with the

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2017:  14:24:10

beloved '58 Chev Apache

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/09/2017 14:24:37

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/09/2017:  19:12:43

because they had reservations

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2017:  06:45:41

about its mechanical condition

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/10/2017:  10:46:14

so they rented a

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2017:  11:17:43

couple of stubborn mules

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/10/2017:  13:30:47

from Bailey's riding Stable

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/10/2017:  19:27:37

though Bobby wasn't stable

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2017:  02:59:56

or saddle broken which 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2017:  05:01:50

led to complicating situations

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2017:  05:41:27

that only a wizard

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2017:  05:58:30

would understand fully and

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/11/2017:  18:12:17

cause the mule to

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/11/2017:  19:34:43

pause over his gruel

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/12/2017:  05:20:02

while unicorns peered through

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2017:  09:04:53

the cobweb-ridden barn window

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2017:  11:27:43

where my cousin defenestrated 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/12/2017:  16:25:49

and caused the animals

OM45GE - Posted - 03/12/2017:  17:33:25

to run around in

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2017:  19:07:05

circles til they puked

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/12/2017:  19:36:06

the missing Niebelung gold

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2017:  02:39:00

and the missing silver

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2017:  03:09:53

bullets they needed for

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2017:  05:13:02

the Dracula hunt tonight

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2017:  06:53:28

They had their permits

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2017:  09:02:39

nullified by the constabulary

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2017:  11:57:34

so they'll have to

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2017:  13:10:27

wait untill full moon

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2017:  13:28:02

before they can start

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2017:  13:28:51

mooning the local constables

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2017:  14:11:36

while the other Draculas

Meles_Meles - Posted - 03/13/2017:  20:30:19

knew silver killed werewolves

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2017:  22:48:42

,a species gone mad

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/14/2017:  02:49:06

from consumption of beer