Alaina - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:33:36

My mom might have disagreed...slightly

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:36:23

Surprisingly, Dave turned out to be a pretty good guy.

Alaina - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:37:33

Bailey is still whiny and annoying...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:39:57

But you love him - right?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:42:14

Too quick for me...

Alaina - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:43:24

quote:

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Originally posted by OM45GE

But you love him - right?

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Bailey is my sister lol. Yes I love her, she just drives me up the wall and across the ceiling

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:43:25

what's too quick?

Alaina - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:43:42

LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  10:45:09

Indeed

dat - Posted - 01/31/2013:  11:03:31

quote:

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Originally posted by OM45GE

what's too quick?

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 the rate at which change changes

gregsquared - Posted - 01/31/2013:  11:50:01

Anybody got any spare change?

Alaina - Posted - 01/31/2013:  12:01:35

Shh! Don't say spare change, big brother will come to take it away...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  12:03:52

Can I borow a dime?

Alaina - Posted - 01/31/2013:  12:05:27

I wish I had a dime to give you

dat - Posted - 01/31/2013:  12:08:49

all my dimes are going to the guv'ment

Alaina - Posted - 01/31/2013:  12:09:49

They're even taking my pennies now...

mbanjo - Posted - 01/31/2013:  14:58:11

You're lucky to have some :-)

dat - Posted - 01/31/2013:  15:12:32

it's getting to where I'm lucky to remember what they look like

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2013:  16:24:31

I found it in the last place I looked.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/31/2013:  16:59:53

So the moral to the story is..........,.

gregsquared - Posted - 01/31/2013:  19:55:08

....Don't waste your time! Look in the last place first!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/31/2013:  20:07:36

And you will find them before you lose them..

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/31/2013:  20:54:05

Once you lose your loose change chances are it's lost for good for better or worse.

gregsquared - Posted - 02/01/2013:  00:06:47

Well, which is it? For good, for better, or for worse?

dat - Posted - 02/01/2013:  07:56:34

"good" for the guv'ment, "better" for welfare recipients, "worse" for the working taxpayer 

mbanjo - Posted - 02/01/2013:  11:01:21

quote:

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Originally posted by gregsquared

Well, which is it? For good, for better, or for worse?

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gregsquared - Posted - 02/01/2013:  12:22:43

I attended a memory enhancement course this morning, but when the instructor was done, I forgot what he (or was it she?) said.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/01/2013:  12:47:46

Today is the last day before tomorrow

dat - Posted - 02/01/2013:  12:48:16

they say the memory is the first thing to go, or is it the second, I can't remember

dat - Posted - 02/01/2013:  13:23:23

I know it's a question instead of a comment, but why has gas jumped up so much since yesterday?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/01/2013:  13:34:34

I don't know if it has over here.....but I will do some checking

gregsquared - Posted - 02/01/2013:  13:36:21

I  jump  up when someone sneaks up behind me and pokes me.  I think someone poked the price of petrol. 

dat - Posted - 02/01/2013:  14:29:44

or a cold wet dog nose sneaks up and get you

gregsquared - Posted - 02/01/2013:  14:32:58

A goose from a dog -- fearsome  or fun? 

dat - Posted - 02/02/2013:  06:52:10

 a goose from a dog can be a good thing

mbanjo - Posted - 02/02/2013:  12:30:56

Not from the gooses point of view....:-)

dat - Posted - 02/04/2013:  06:20:39

by that point, the goose doesn't have much of an option

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2013:  04:36:08

The difference between involved and committed? If you eat a goose, you are involved, the goose is committed.

gregsquared - Posted - 02/06/2013:  04:54:06

If a dog thinks he is a goose, he should be committed. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2013:  04:58:57

I wonder how much goose poop my dog has to eat before he turns into a goose.

dat - Posted - 02/06/2013:  08:29:42

I'll bet he'll keep trying to see

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2013:  08:44:06

He is pretty dedicated to the cause.

gregsquared - Posted - 02/06/2013:  08:56:29

Crowses cause -- gooses honks. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2013:  09:59:43

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

gregsquared - Posted - 02/06/2013:  10:03:49

Not so loud, sir, or everybody will be wanting one! 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2013:  10:05:02

It turned out to be a whole pair of pants.

dat - Posted - 02/06/2013:  10:51:07

maby the soup came from the wash tub

randyz714 - Posted - 02/06/2013:  12:07:30

waiter...theres a fly in the washtub~

mbanjo - Posted - 02/06/2013:  12:28:07

Its the cleanest fly in town......but its telling dirty jokes