mbanjo - Posted - 03/20/2013:  14:08:41

A man with one watch knows what time it is............A man with two watches is never sure.

BanjoFlyboy - Posted - 03/20/2013:  15:47:45

Time in a bottle.  What's that all about?

stanleytone - Posted - 03/20/2013:  18:02:13

About 2 liters, I'd say...............................

gregsquared - Posted - 03/20/2013:  23:25:50

Take me to your liters!

mbanjo - Posted - 03/21/2013:  00:30:18

Literers will be prosecuted

gregsquared - Posted - 03/21/2013:  00:48:44

2-literers will be prosciutto.

stanleytone - Posted - 03/21/2013:  13:27:19

Gesundheit! (Better get something for that cold!)

mbanjo - Posted - 03/21/2013:  14:36:32

I poured Spot remover on my dog............... Now he's gone.

stanleytone - Posted - 03/21/2013:  17:07:53

I know I'm ugly.................my proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth!

(courtesy of the late, great Rodney Dangerfield)

gregsquared - Posted - 03/21/2013:  18:39:58

Diid somebody say Finger?  Who here among us remembers  Rowan & Martin's first awarded Fabulous Flying Fickle Finger of Fate?  youtube.com/watch?v=aYG6L9jcFOE

mbanjo - Posted - 03/21/2013:  19:11:12

I used to like goldie hawn............

dat - Posted - 03/22/2013:  05:56:27

her daughter Kate Hudson isn't bad either

mbanjo - Posted - 03/24/2013:  19:22:59

Very desirable........

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/27/2013:  12:07:57

I think it will be handier for me to go sit in the pantry instead of the closet in case I get hungry.

gregsquared - Posted - 03/27/2013:  13:14:40

Son, don't sit in the pantry lest "outed" you be

'Twould be sure to enflame the whole fam-i-ly tree.

Oh, can you imagine a greater disgrace

Than to exit the pantry with jam on your face?

mbanjo - Posted - 03/27/2013:  13:43:18

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

dat - Posted - 03/28/2013:  05:57:17

two wrongs make it more wronger'er

mbanjo - Posted - 03/28/2013:  11:49:31

I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.

dat - Posted - 03/28/2013:  13:53:01

I like the way you think

mbanjo - Posted - 03/28/2013:  14:27:55

I wish my doctor was as understanding as you........

gregsquared - Posted - 03/29/2013:  02:16:04

Live and learn

Toil and earn

Moss and fern

Twist and turn

Pine and yearn

Crash and burn.

Shucky durn!

mbanjo - Posted - 03/29/2013:  11:11:32

I don't want to work, I want to play the banjo all day,

dat - Posted - 03/29/2013:  11:16:15

I'd play "Sally Goodin'" all day if I could
But the Lord and my wife wouldn't take it very good
So I fiddle when I can, work when I should

gregsquared - Posted - 03/30/2013:  03:01:45

If you work when you shouldn't,, you could strain a muscle.

dat - Posted - 03/30/2013:  07:24:45

sure don't want to do that

mbanjo - Posted - 03/30/2013:  12:29:52

Some muscles need a regular workout

Alaina - Posted - 04/02/2013:  12:30:29

They most certainly do

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  13:14:48

And they find it to be quiet enjoyable

Alaina - Posted - 04/02/2013:  14:34:06

After they're done aching LOL

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  15:05:37

Oooh! .........the agony

Alaina - Posted - 04/02/2013:  15:07:04

Personally, I like doing pushups off the couch. Like with my feet on the couch and doing downhill pushups. But MAN I ache the next day

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  15:41:19

I like bending my elbow with a full drink in my hand............my head hurts the next day:-)

Alaina - Posted - 04/02/2013:  15:45:00

And you're going to the doctor because.....? 

mbanjo - Posted - 04/02/2013:  23:25:42

Rub it in..............:-(

gregsquared - Posted - 04/03/2013:  01:00:27

My "Check Engine" light is on -- my mechanic says it's because of a minor leak in my vicks vaporecovery system, or something like that....

Remind me to put a piece of electrician's tape over that pesky light....

dat - Posted - 04/03/2013:  05:49:07

that's probably the most common cause of the engine light, a vacuum leak somewhere

Alaina - Posted - 04/03/2013:  08:36:39

Mine was because the spark plug wires were broken

dat - Posted - 04/03/2013:  09:23:11

we don't have many plug or plug wire problems with GM anymore,   but it is common on some makes

Alaina - Posted - 04/03/2013:  09:28:06

At least it is an inexpensive fix

mbanjo - Posted - 04/03/2013:  12:11:18

quote:

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Originally posted by gregsquared

My "Check Engine" light is on -- my mechanic says it's because of a minor leak in my vicks vaporecovery system, or something like that....

Remind me to put a piece of electrician's tape over that pesky light....

.............

 

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Alaina - Posted - 04/03/2013:  12:13:31

I'd be scared to put tape over the light lol

dat - Posted - 04/03/2013:  12:45:58

mine has been on for 6 months

Alaina - Posted - 04/03/2013:  12:48:24

And you're sure everything is okay with it? I don't want you to get hurt 

dat - Posted - 04/03/2013:  12:53:20

if something goes wrong and it quits, I'll just walk to where I need to get, sometimes I need to slow down and enjoy the journey instead of just the visit

Alaina - Posted - 04/03/2013:  14:38:36

Wise words :-)

mbanjo - Posted - 04/03/2013:  14:55:09

Its good if you don't have far to walk..........like me........ I only live 200 yrds from the town centre......I still drive there though

Alaina - Posted - 04/03/2013:  14:56:34

I bet your doctor has a problem with that too ;-P

mbanjo - Posted - 04/03/2013:  15:34:03

He would drive too if he saw how steep the hill is..lol

Alaina - Posted - 04/03/2013:  15:40:11

Hill climbing is good for you. Builds muscles and increases endurance