gregsquared - Posted - 01/25/2013:  01:43:40

Two finishes for a car: lacquer and liquor.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  03:25:54

What do you mean that's not my license? Officer, you have the wrong guy!

dat - Posted - 01/25/2013:  06:23:38

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Originally posted by Alaina

See, we can drive just fine...as long as things stay out of our way! 

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 my bride was backing up a trailer and caught the front fender on a tree

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  08:40:03

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Originally posted by dat

quote:

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Originally posted by Alaina

See, we can drive just fine...as long as things stay out of our way! 

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 my bride was backing up a trailer and caught the front fender on a tree

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And had you cut down the tree (like she had probably asked you to do), she wouldn't have backed into it 

dat - Posted - 01/25/2013:  08:41:52

now you're starting to sound like her

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  08:46:15

Great minds think alike!

dat - Posted - 01/25/2013:  09:14:10

I think it's a woman conspiracy

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  09:17:40

That too!

dat - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:24:50

that is one tall giraffe

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:26:30

I thought the same thing

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:52:27

Where was the picture taken?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:53:26

From a height, I would imagine.....

Edited by - mbanjo on 01/25/2013 11:54:59

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:53:58

No clue, I found it on Facebook

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:56:09

I like it......

dat - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:05:44

 maby he stole the lions stilts

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:07:02

That would get him pretty high up there

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:33:16

Air Traffic Control, we have a problem here.

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:34:47

I know, right?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:47:30

So then I had to explain how the taxi got in my garage.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  13:12:27

There are two ways to right a wrong............the right way, and the wrong way

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  14:02:15

Yes, elephants can jump higher than a street lamp. Street lamps can';t jump at all.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  14:28:48

It all comes down to affordability

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  14:39:14

You have no idea how long it took me to build that.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  15:04:34

In he meantime I took up ostrich hunting as a hobby

dat - Posted - 01/25/2013:  15:23:38

have you ever eaten an emu?  there was a guy on out deer lease that got into raising emus right at the wrong time, he had a bunch of birds that cost more to feed than he could sell them for so we cooked some at the camp,   you can eat them, but they ain't to purty good

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  15:29:49

Only the one time.....you are right about the taste........ok I supppose if you are starving..............I think all the running makes the meat tough

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  15:39:54

I've had ostrich burgers that weren't too bad.

Dave1climber - Posted - 01/25/2013:  16:03:47

TURKEY!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  16:07:29

And now for something completely different.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  17:59:33

Rabbit pie

panthersquall - Posted - 01/25/2013:  18:26:47

Sadly, no wild monkeys were involved.

Dave1climber - Posted - 01/25/2013:  20:25:46

Flying monkeys not allowed!

Brian T - Posted - 01/25/2013:  22:16:59

Blurt no more.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  22:29:14

Mostly it depends on the condition not the quantity.

ErikH - Posted - 01/26/2013:  04:28:37

Lemon Curry?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2013:  04:53:22

Moe, Larry, Curry (Three Stooges adapted for Indian TV).

mbanjo - Posted - 01/26/2013:  12:35:44

Once upon a time.............

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2013:  12:56:21

in a land pretty close at hand

mbanjo - Posted - 01/26/2013:  13:29:47

Where banjos were banned, and bluegrass was band

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2013:  15:27:17

The body was found covered in Wheaties. They suspect a cereal killer.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/26/2013:  16:35:00

Eating food is a waste of valuable drinking time

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2013:  16:35:42

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/26/2013:  18:16:13

Farts shouldn't have lumps should they?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2013:  02:59:37

Check your shorts.

ErikH - Posted - 01/27/2013:  11:12:52

Sounds like somebody gambled and lost.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2013:  11:21:47

Remember the old ditty about pay toilets?

Dave1climber - Posted - 01/27/2013:  13:27:55

As long as you don't strike mud you should be OK.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2013:  14:03:43

Bring me more beer!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/27/2013:  14:12:23

Make that two.....