scaggs7 - Posted - 08/14/2010:  14:58:16

I think I got it

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2010:  15:46:04

Can I please sing in your band?

Jeff 1965 - Posted - 08/14/2010:  15:51:28

This sure is a funny lookin' tuba!

scaggs7 - Posted - 08/14/2010:  17:13:07

Could somebody please come get me?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/15/2010:  04:33:24

Has anyone seen my orange lipstick?

scaggs7 - Posted - 08/15/2010:  05:35:18

I ate the orange lipstick.

As you can see, I’m just learning how to apply it.

FisherPicker - Posted - 08/15/2010:  06:36:58

Come up and see me sometime

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/15/2010:  06:46:09

Has anybody seen my little buddy Gilligan?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2010:  06:54:53

Aie!!Speak up,, What did you say there sonny-boy?

FisherPicker - Posted - 08/15/2010:  07:43:30

I look like Sam Elliot, Sound like Sam Elliot....I must be Sam Elliot

Jeff 1965 - Posted - 08/15/2010:  08:34:40

You mean to tell me that the poop desk isn't used for, how shall I say, pooping?

scaggs7 - Posted - 08/15/2010:  12:46:43

I have to beg for food.

Jim Cannon - Posted - 08/15/2010:  13:24:27

So do I.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2010:  13:53:50

I'm an old dog doing new tricks

Jeff 1965 - Posted - 08/15/2010:  14:11:47

Push, Pull, Click, Click. Well I'll be! I think I got this dang thing to work!

Jim Cannon - Posted - 08/15/2010:  14:22:42

I think I'll just nod off....dream of mailmen....mailmen who taste like milk bone dog biscuits.

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/15/2010:  16:19:14

I can bench press 14 lbs.
Hey, who took my barbell!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2010:  04:10:51

Well,the truth is,I never done half
the things they said I did?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/16/2010:  04:55:27

Darn it, I forgot my sunglasses.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2010:  05:20:28

QUICK!! TELL ME!!
Which way did Elmer go?

Jim Cannon - Posted - 08/16/2010:  05:22:12

"You're despicable!"

Jim Cannon - Posted - 08/16/2010:  05:23:45

Whoops! Banjoscotty jumped in fron of me!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2010:  05:33:25

I can't really lay here like this,
they put super glue on my back.

FisherPicker - Posted - 08/16/2010:  05:55:53

I hope these twist ties hold for this next gig

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/16/2010:  06:06:11

Row faster I say, row faster!!!!

FisherPicker - Posted - 08/16/2010:  09:43:11

I have no uvula!

scaggs7 - Posted - 08/16/2010:  12:15:44

My happy face

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2010:  12:33:22

I have much trouble shaving

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/16/2010:  13:54:44

Hello, sheriffs department? I want to report a identity theft, yep, somebody has done stoled my best white shirt, my blue vest, my 10 gallon white Stetson hat, and a real good lookin' banjer that wouldn't hardly ever stay tuned.

Please help get my stuff back!!....I feel plumb nekkid!!!

scaggs7 - Posted - 08/16/2010:  16:17:44

The accuser

Jim Cannon - Posted - 08/16/2010:  20:31:10

Madder than a wet.......duck?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2010:  04:23:46

Does anyone have a biscuit?

Jim Cannon - Posted - 08/17/2010:  05:23:55

The dang thing needs some WD-40.

FisherPicker - Posted - 08/17/2010:  05:37:37

Lay here, play dead, maybe he'll put that dang banjo down long enough to check if I have a pulse!

BanjoPicker96 - Posted - 08/17/2010:  06:20:44

The salty dog, live and in person.

scaggs7 - Posted - 08/17/2010:  06:24:40

Alone in the wilderness

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/17/2010:  09:48:05

Whatcha mean I'm overreacting?!?!?

BanjoPicker96 - Posted - 08/17/2010:  10:54:20

Thank you, thank you very much...

Jim Cannon - Posted - 08/17/2010:  11:20:11

Truly, a man outstanding in his field.

scaggs7 - Posted - 08/17/2010:  11:24:14

I'm a tease

BanjoPicker96 - Posted - 08/17/2010:  13:17:47

YOU DID WHAT TO MY BANJO!?!?!?!?!

FisherPicker - Posted - 08/17/2010:  13:37:04

Okay- start the Friday The 13th Soundtrack

Jeff 1965 - Posted - 08/17/2010:  14:03:02

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Need more food!

scaggs7 - Posted - 08/17/2010:  14:26:08

How long do I have to do this to get more attention?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/17/2010:  18:16:35

Hey, you forgot to hang up my loincloth.

Jim Cannon - Posted - 08/17/2010:  19:49:34

Did you ever hear me do an imitation of an impatient duck? Quick, quick, quick!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2010:  04:02:14

HEY!! The ceiling looks up-side down!

scaggs7 - Posted - 08/18/2010:  06:18:58

I changed cloths again

vtbanjoplayer - Posted - 08/18/2010:  17:56:25

I told you to NEVER call me here!!!