paulac7 - Posted - 09/29/2010:  10:54:39

I know what you are thinking

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2010:  03:18:38

OOOOOO!! Scratch a little to the left

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/30/2010:  03:57:11

Oh darn, I forgot the preparation H.

scaggs7 - Posted - 09/30/2010:  06:23:23

Read my lips, no more @#$^!

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/30/2010:  06:31:54

I hate it when people call me a white-headed-buzzard.

scaggs7 - Posted - 09/30/2010:  06:37:52

My sock is wet.
It’s rainin’ and I got a hole in my shoe.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2010:  06:57:06

I've been flying for hours,seems
like I ain't going noplace,,,

scaggs7 - Posted - 09/30/2010:  07:10:36

This is when I first hit the big-time

3fingers - Posted - 09/30/2010:  11:57:03

Jus wait till he gets done washing that car

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/30/2010:  12:21:02

I'm up to my neck in banjo necks.

3fingers - Posted - 09/30/2010:  12:23:23

I'm a walking bluegrass song!

Edited by - 3fingers on 09/30/2010 12:23:57

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2010:  12:53:09

Of course these are not my banjos

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/30/2010:  13:14:37

I hope I don't get my 'lectric wires tangled up in my shootin' arn an' blow my toes off.

3fingers - Posted - 09/30/2010:  13:56:33

I wonder why I'm always wet?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/30/2010:  14:40:10

Not only can I play 2 banjos at once, I'm also potty trained.

dat - Posted - 09/30/2010:  15:07:30

it's almost duck season

drew-gurbach - Posted - 09/30/2010:  16:01:31

Repeat: IT'S ALMOST DUCK SEASON!!!!!!

scaggs7 - Posted - 09/30/2010:  16:18:05

What could I interest you in today

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/30/2010:  17:57:34

I have a craving today for some fish.

scaggs7 - Posted - 09/30/2010:  18:44:07

Rainy night in Tn.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2010:  04:19:52

I'm lookin for Chillocothe,Ohio
OH,,there it is right beside that
Old Muddy river,,,,,,,

scaggs7 - Posted - 10/01/2010:  06:12:04

The banjo is my main instrument.

dat - Posted - 10/01/2010:  08:14:15

how can you soar with eagles when you're around turkeys all the time

3fingers - Posted - 10/01/2010:  08:22:04

He can go get his own duck, that water looks cold

dat - Posted - 10/01/2010:  08:24:56

which one of these taste better to chew the varnish off of

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2010:  08:50:38

Won't be long now,,,,Git ready master
here they come

3fingers - Posted - 10/01/2010:  08:58:59

I'v been sitting on this rail so long my butts gots a permanent dent.

dat - Posted - 10/01/2010:  09:10:28

when I grow up I'm gonna play the sousa phone instead of one of these things

3fingers - Posted - 10/01/2010:  09:19:33

why do we always have to do this SO early?

BigMonFan - Posted - 10/01/2010:  15:49:16

I cut my teeth on banjo pickin'.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 10/02/2010:  04:03:32

Gives new meaning to dancing in the rain.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2010:  04:47:24

I'm fixin to have bill surgery.
My lower lip doesn't match my upper one.

ncmedic - Posted - 10/02/2010:  05:42:35

Well here I sit

scaggs7 - Posted - 10/02/2010:  06:47:13

Re--Well here I sit

BigMonFan - Posted - 10/02/2010:  07:01:54

All day I've been humming "The Great Speckle Bird".

scaggs7 - Posted - 10/02/2010:  12:06:33

I've been hummin' -Rain drops fallin’ on my head

3fingers - Posted - 10/02/2010:  12:20:51

where did I put that deer carcass?

scaggs7 - Posted - 10/02/2010:  12:23:41

I love banjos

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/02/2010:  12:33:13

I’m Leonard Nemoy, and welcome to “In Search Of…UFO’s, that fly over ponds, and sound like geese…”

scaggs7 - Posted - 10/02/2010:  15:00:36

I’m the mayor of Kornfield Kounty and I sell anything that will move.

BigMonFan - Posted - 10/02/2010:  16:23:43

Now where did I build that nest....all the trees look alike from up here.

ncmedic - Posted - 10/02/2010:  17:06:15

Its Raining On My Parade

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/02/2010:  18:34:53

i-gotta-pee.com

scaggs7 - Posted - 10/02/2010:  20:06:08

Just like a salesman — not available.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 10/03/2010:  04:25:09

Look Ma, it's one of those darn UFO's up thar!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2010:  04:47:52

OK,,buthter,thtop the thnickering!!

ncmedic - Posted - 10/03/2010:  05:03:11

I am just waiting here between gigs

FisherPicker - Posted - 10/03/2010:  05:41:14

Yup, ya caught me, pretty much lay here all day and well, there's a potted plant around here somewhere

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/03/2010:  08:18:29

"Hey...who's messin' with me poop-deck?"