stanleytone - Posted - 06/27/2010:  20:04:12

Of course I'm wise!I play banjo ,don't I?

musicman93 - Posted - 06/27/2010:  23:31:42

*ba-dump bump*

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/28/2010:  01:38:56

Get a load of this stuff over here.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/28/2010:  03:41:58

Where are my tuning pegs

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/28/2010:  03:45:52

My keyboard smells

ncmedic - Posted - 06/28/2010:  03:47:42

how did this image get there

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/28/2010:  04:41:43

With every dog purchased today, you get a free laptop computer!!

stanleytone - Posted - 06/28/2010:  05:21:26

No, I DON'T celebrate thanksgiving!

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/28/2010:  06:55:10

I have some more good news for you today

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/28/2010:  07:01:34

I just washed my feather and I can't do a thing with it. Right now, all it seems to wanna do is stick straight up in the air.......

stanleytone - Posted - 06/28/2010:  09:31:16

Bluegrass music would have done just as well WITHOUT the banjo!

(What's HE been smokin'?)

Edited by - stanleytone on 06/28/2010 09:31:40

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/28/2010:  10:48:01

Bald Eagles are known for their long, hooked black talons. First I shall swoop down and hit you with your mic. Heck with the dog. Stay at your computer.

stanleytone - Posted - 06/28/2010:  22:59:22

Hey owl! tell that bird above you that he dont even look like an eagle! he looks like a seagull! That means he aint got talons...just webbed feet!
tell him I'll meet him in the alley after i get off the stage!

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/29/2010:  01:56:42

Why did everyone leave?

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/29/2010:  05:31:44

I just saw a face in the mirror that belong to me..

ncmedic - Posted - 06/29/2010:  06:46:08

how did I get here on this banjo neck?

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/29/2010:  07:29:42

Waiting for the next virus to show up.

stanleytone - Posted - 06/29/2010:  08:06:28

My name is "Flying Eagle"

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/29/2010:  08:14:34

The next contestant is

stanleytone - Posted - 06/29/2010:  09:49:54

only one feather?
you must be just a brave,3rd class.
(but at least you GOT class!. there,i beat you to it!lol)

janolov - Posted - 06/29/2010:  12:18:39

Give me the ear guards please

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/29/2010:  13:03:54

New look new sound

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/30/2010:  08:35:04

Let's attack the guy with the microphone now. You get to whack him with your mando-banjo and I can claw at him with my black talons. If they still believe I am a seagull I can still whack him with my bass. ATTACK!

ncmedic - Posted - 06/30/2010:  19:59:50

justa picin on my perch

stanleytone - Posted - 06/30/2010:  22:27:39

Psssst! Hey,dog! Since you're supposed to be man's best friend,why don't you come in with me and we'll take care o' dem lousy boids once and for all Then the hangout will be all ours! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(And see if you can get the indian in with us too.He could use the extra feathers!)

Edited by - stanleytone on 06/30/2010 22:30:49

rvrose - Posted - 07/01/2010:  19:42:46

So I sayz to my psychiatrist "hey doc what's wrong with me?". He sayz "your crazy!". I sayz "I want a second opinion.". Doc sayz " OK, your ugly too!"...

ncmedic - Posted - 07/01/2010:  19:47:58

Man it sure is hard to play this way

rvrose - Posted - 07/01/2010:  20:10:49

My owner is going to trade in this dinosaur and get me an Ipad.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/02/2010:  02:41:56

Why am I holding this banjo, I play guitar.

janolov - Posted - 07/02/2010:  03:54:17

Help me, I have no teeth.

stanleytone - Posted - 07/02/2010:  05:27:30

Now THAT'S what i call a creative idea for an avatar picture!Why didnt I think of that?

janolov - Posted - 07/02/2010:  06:01:05

Where is the audience?

ncmedic - Posted - 07/02/2010:  06:03:12

Playing a tune

scaggs7 - Posted - 07/02/2010:  09:01:15

My owner is going to trade me off for a fox chaser.

stanleytone - Posted - 07/02/2010:  09:17:39

I'm currently looking for bluegrass musicans to form a new group.
I'm gonna call it "Custer's Last Band" .

ncmedic - Posted - 07/02/2010:  11:51:03

your momma is so ugly....oops I forgot the punchline

scaggs7 - Posted - 07/02/2010:  12:56:22

Good trade..

ncmedic - Posted - 07/02/2010:  13:13:57

am I stuck on this banjo neck again?

stanleytone - Posted - 07/02/2010:  14:10:56

could you tell your dog to take his paw off my delete button??
he's erased my whole joke archive!!!!

Edited by - stanleytone on 07/02/2010 14:12:24

ncmedic - Posted - 07/02/2010:  17:16:27

I tell ya I just don't get any....... now what was that joke

BigMonFan - Posted - 07/02/2010:  20:18:02

Arf!! Arf, Arf, Rowf, Arf, Bark. ....oh excuse me, I was just talking to some other dogs.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2010:  04:25:45

Playin' on the owl banjo...

ncmedic - Posted - 07/03/2010:  04:36:33

I am getting all pumped up

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2010:  05:23:24

Where the heck is that mouse they keep talking about?

ncmedic - Posted - 07/03/2010:  05:29:49

I am tired of working on the 4th of July

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2010:  05:35:17

Doggie chat rooms rule!

ncmedic - Posted - 07/03/2010:  05:52:56

Man! they are going to wear this pump out... I can't take it anymore

scaggs7 - Posted - 07/03/2010:  19:32:42

I wish I had High Speed Net

BigMonFan - Posted - 07/03/2010:  20:35:37

I'm glad I wasn't wearing a peacock tail feather or this peghead would be way out of proportion.