BigMonFan - Posted - 10/31/2010:  06:49:39

I'm torn between two dreams.... being a rock star ....or being the world's fastest gunslinger.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/31/2010:  09:02:52

I have this Pass Port to Kentucky..and it's stamped!

ncmedic - Posted - 10/31/2010:  10:09:10

I have got to unload this stuff fast!

roxygrl - Posted - 10/31/2010:  10:28:59

Little doggie...don't look like he's returning very quickly
....why don't you do it all over his computor

cordelia - Posted - 10/31/2010:  10:56:11

Don't point it, you'll have some one's eye out if you're not careful.

ncmedic - Posted - 10/31/2010:  11:21:52

let me tell you something

MWBailey - Posted - 10/31/2010:  15:44:40

Just trounced Fifi on Halo!

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/31/2010:  16:07:05

BLAHHHH! BLAHHHH Thumb Index Middle...BLAHHHH BLAHHH!

MWBailey - Posted - 10/31/2010:  16:11:03

Missus douglas, I'm sorry, but I don't carry Canal number 5...

scaggs7 - Posted - 10/31/2010:  16:11:43

Help me come up with a new jingle.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/31/2010:  16:22:15

This Hunting Blind is JUST not cutting it!

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/01/2010:  03:53:52

I feel like singing!!!!

The hills are alive with the sound of music
With songs they have sung for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music
My heart wants to sing every song it hears

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/01/2010:  04:17:49

Of course I see two of you.
Why shouldn't I ?

roxygrl - Posted - 11/01/2010:  11:16:57

banjoscotty posing with his Guitar?..
how about guitarscotty?

dat - Posted - 11/01/2010:  11:21:47

ifin you use these strings on the fiddle like a bow, you can shoot the bow like an arrow

roxygrl - Posted - 11/01/2010:  11:29:30

Another News Flash: Lastest photo of
the Loch Ness Monster "Nessie" arisin' from the swamplands
more news at 11pm

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2010:  04:14:25

My curfew is at 10:00pm.
Please let me know what the latest
11:00 news is on the monster..Thank ya'll.

ncmedic - Posted - 11/02/2010:  04:17:53

a picture from years gone by

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/02/2010:  04:45:19

I’m trying to get help for this thorn in my …

hexx - Posted - 11/02/2010:  06:05:25

..like the lady says, take this
straw an' stick it in
that bucket!

ncmedic - Posted - 11/02/2010:  06:09:25

It goes just like this

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2010:  06:15:53

I'll be moving to my new office tomorrow

ncmedic - Posted - 11/02/2010:  06:17:17

I am sitting on the fence on this one

hexx - Posted - 11/02/2010:  06:49:58

I'm stuffed ..I don't move unless I fall over..

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2010:  12:13:06

Just having some fun

ncmedic - Posted - 11/02/2010:  12:14:19

just playing the low notes

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/02/2010:  12:23:08

What "mouse"? I dont see no mouse!

ncmedic - Posted - 11/02/2010:  12:30:52

But I swear it was only driven by a little old lady to church on Sundays

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2010:  14:21:56

What time does Yogi Bear come on this thing?

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/02/2010:  14:29:56

Seems I lost my get up and go.

yougogrl - Posted - 11/02/2010:  19:58:18

Like looking in a mirror :-)

ncmedic - Posted - 11/02/2010:  21:30:25

You go girl !
(I wondered what your picture would look like in black and white)

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/03/2010:  01:25:24

my mirror is broke.

ncmedic - Posted - 11/03/2010:  03:20:16

I have curly hair

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2010:  03:43:22

I have a musk gland that
makes me smell very stinky

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/03/2010:  03:52:57

I have gas.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2010:  04:03:49

Just don't get pur-snik-ity with me

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/03/2010:  05:18:02

Waitin' on the shoe shine boy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2010:  09:54:23

GEE,,I wish he would hurry up and call

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/03/2010:  10:29:35

I’m just about out of patience waiting on Roy and Dale.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2010:  13:28:13

Did I say my prayers last night?
I can't remember,,,,,,,,

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/03/2010:  15:42:30

This is when I was on the cowboy hit parade.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/03/2010:  16:58:45

Marylyn Monroe, eat your heart out!

paulac7 - Posted - 11/03/2010:  17:22:44

I have a load of moonshine in my car.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/03/2010:  18:17:54

Ummm. I think yer spoz ta be sniffin’ the OTHER end.

Mudpie - Posted - 11/03/2010:  20:24:09

Yes sir. I'll have your daughter home by 10 if'n the truck don't break down.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/03/2010:  20:29:22

Now I'll play Froggy Mountain Breakdown! Ribit ribit ribit yada yada yada ribit yada yada yada ribit yada yada yada yada ribit yaaaaaa

Mudpie - Posted - 11/03/2010:  20:40:32

Buba's pizza keeps on truckin.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/03/2010:  20:58:16

Froggy Went a-Coutin'