stanleytone - Posted - 05/27/2010:  09:36:49

"on the wings of a snow..............white.........do...,i mean,.... owl."

ncmedic - Posted - 05/27/2010:  12:11:39

a arm shot

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2010:  13:21:24

Am I still in the game?

ncmedic - Posted - 05/27/2010:  13:31:43

Lets tune this thing and pick a few

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/27/2010:  16:09:38

I need to check my eHarmony account for emails from the babes.

sharakeet - Posted - 05/27/2010:  17:12:30

WHO ATE MY OREO'S?

fynger - Posted - 05/28/2010:  01:33:24

INK 'ase' youve not seen it before

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2010:  04:17:54

Actually,I'm one of Robin Hoods men,,,,,
The sheriff of Nottingham put this shirt on me.

KANINJACK - Posted - 05/28/2010:  04:24:48

Dang tuners goin' out on me again.

ncmedic - Posted - 05/28/2010:  04:31:03

On the road again with this ole banjo

youdye - Posted - 05/28/2010:  05:33:02

anyone for dungeons and dragons?!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2010:  06:31:11

Nice lookin candle holder

ncmedic - Posted - 05/28/2010:  06:43:04

New strings need fine tuning

sharakeet - Posted - 05/28/2010:  07:44:24

Who me? I ain't doin' nothin'...I don't even KNOW your stupid password! Say, where'd ya put my dish, anyway?...I'm a little hungry here...

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2010:  11:07:35

It's really hard to get finger picks on this wing,,,,,,,,,,,

ncmedic - Posted - 05/28/2010:  15:41:52

Dang nap it I just broke another string

sharakeet - Posted - 05/28/2010:  17:28:36

So, kids, if you will look carefully, I have one paws nail on the command key, while another is on the "C" key. That sets in motion the "copy" function. But aha! There's a catch...before you can "copy" something, you have to "highlight" it. What does "highlight" mean? Well, let me think a second...(dog, these 3 year old humans ask some tough questions! Dad was right! I'm beginning to HATE being a preschool teacher!)

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/28/2010:  19:06:40

Wondering why he didn't learn the kazoo instead of the banjo.

sharakeet - Posted - 05/28/2010:  22:42:50

Wondering where the yellow went, when he brushed his beak by accident!

fynger - Posted - 05/29/2010:  01:43:31

Gimmie a mouse i give you a tune

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2010:  03:56:19

"Believe it or not"
I'm on a 10 min. break from the chain gang

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/29/2010:  04:05:25

Likes to eat pickles before each concert.

rvrose - Posted - 05/29/2010:  12:29:30

I wish't I could play like that owl..

sharakeet - Posted - 05/29/2010:  21:39:13

I wish I weren't perpetually blue!

ncmedic - Posted - 05/30/2010:  06:24:48

these strings are ruffling my feathers

sharakeet - Posted - 05/30/2010:  08:09:29

no, human, not on the floor. NOT ON THE FLOOR I SAID! Will one of you pups take that dang person OUTSIDE to poop!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2010:  11:41:33

Is it mouse time yet?

Ronnie - Posted - 05/30/2010:  13:02:56

Anybody got a screwdriver I can borrow? This *%$#@!! tuner button screw has worked loose again!

ncmedic - Posted - 05/30/2010:  19:25:41

A solemn tribute to a great man.

sharakeet - Posted - 05/30/2010:  20:05:13

Hi, Mr. Medicci. Are you here for your massage? Good. Dr. Fourpaws will only be a moment...would you kindly strip down to yer skivvies for me...hehehe? I'll pretend to tell him you're here...hahahaha.

ncmedic - Posted - 05/30/2010:  20:24:33

Banjo pickin bird

fynger - Posted - 05/31/2010:  01:58:01

Dog tired, time to log off

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2010:  04:24:43

I had a fiddle,mandoline,bass,and guitar players
a while ago,,,??wonder where they went?? And why????

sharakeet - Posted - 05/31/2010:  06:51:03

MAN am I glad I escaped from dat dude inna dat-a stripey shirt! He don'-a pay BEANS fer a great a-musician like-a me!

ncmedic - Posted - 05/31/2010:  10:21:41

I'm tied of sittin here picin this jo

sharakeet - Posted - 05/31/2010:  12:25:28

What' was that url for all them naked animals again?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2010:  14:14:03

I'm really a hawk in disquise

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/31/2010:  15:47:52

Say thar pard, yuh wouldn't happen ta have a tube of Loctite on yuh, would ya?

sharakeet - Posted - 05/31/2010:  15:59:37

Wait a minute...she said 2nd door on the left, at least that's what I THOUGHT she said...but that door's a'movin' too darn fast! If I started to pee in there I wouldn't be done till we got to Chicago!

rvrose - Posted - 05/31/2010:  18:27:20

And now for a little number I call "On the Wings of and Owl".

sharakeet - Posted - 05/31/2010:  19:03:27

If you throw ANYTHING else at me, you pig from a sty, I will not catch it, I will allow it to hit the wall behind me...your loss...YOU GOT THAT, MOTHER!

fynger - Posted - 06/01/2010:  02:09:24

Glad this has a short neck so i can get my feathers around it

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/01/2010:  02:50:37

Shhhh, he's sleeping.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/01/2010:  03:14:02

duck

sharakeet - Posted - 06/01/2010:  03:42:43

I'm writing an e-male to my dog-gal-friend and forgot how to spell "arrfff arrfffff, woooooof wooof uhnnnn uhhhnnnnn uhnhnhnnnnhy wooooof" in human speak, will you help me master? The b**** wants to learn how to communicate with HER mistress now to see if she can use her laptop. I reminded her that doggies don't have laps...but cute as she is, she's really STUPID!

Edited by - sharakeet on 06/01/2010 03:44:19

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/01/2010:  14:41:07

The rare legless white owl of killamanjaro.

banjo_robb - Posted - 06/01/2010:  14:46:20

The sharp-witted, white-necked cross-eyed duck of Florida!

sharakeet - Posted - 06/01/2010:  17:25:59

I always told people that I wanted to take up fencing...but I was just horsin' around...really I was!!

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/01/2010:  17:37:37

Did I ever tell y'all 'bout the time I was lost for seven days in a blizzard???....and then I blacked out.
I don't know how long I was out but when I did wake up I was cradling this l'il banjer and I've not been able to put it down since.