OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2010:  16:54:56

Which end is up?

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/18/2010:  18:15:15

Ankle bracelet.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2010:  18:17:56

Fat Bob Native American

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/18/2010:  18:56:15

My name is inscribed on the back.

sharakeet - Posted - 06/19/2010:  00:05:43

no, MY name is inscribed on the back.

fynger - Posted - 06/19/2010:  01:32:31

I aint featherbrained

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2010:  04:04:10

Not mixing strips and plaids.

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/19/2010:  08:10:27

A shot in the dark

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/19/2010:  09:07:55

Oh no, I have gas.

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/19/2010:  09:50:08

What's the difference between a duck and a dollar? A dollar has it's face on a bill, a duck has a bill on it's face. This duck's got something else on it's face.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2010:  10:08:58

A beak is NOT a bill.

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/19/2010:  12:29:45

But a bill is a beak.

Come on, everybody, let's go fill up at this old-time black gas station!

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/20/2010:  14:46:07

Marv Van Halen's new painted guitar body.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/20/2010:  15:35:47

Duckman

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/20/2010:  18:09:12

How does it type with those huge paws??? Must be many misspellings.

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/20/2010:  18:23:00

This picture didn't turn out like the others

ncmedic - Posted - 06/20/2010:  18:55:33

See that reflection?

rvrose - Posted - 06/20/2010:  19:52:43

And if the reboot doesn't work I usually do a special little routine I call the "dog-pile".

ncmedic - Posted - 06/20/2010:  20:10:49

and still another banjo?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/21/2010:  04:40:42

Bar, bark, bark....bark......bark, bark.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2010:  07:15:26

Still can't understand how the Bald Eagle was picked as Nation's symbol.

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/21/2010:  08:00:30

It's so dark here I'll be lucky if I can find my own pump handle.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2010:  08:05:17

I am not worthy...

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/21/2010:  08:48:50

Your pump isn't working. It just blew up.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2010:  08:57:38

Doesn't understand what the duck is talking about.

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/21/2010:  11:15:20

Nuclear explosion. Somebody call the cops.

rvrose - Posted - 06/21/2010:  12:40:56

Red, White, and flew!

Bongshang - Posted - 06/21/2010:  13:17:27

What the heck is this hangin' on my shoulder?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2010:  13:52:52

Words fail me.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/21/2010:  17:18:20

Loaded Gas Pump

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/21/2010:  18:50:09

There is something wrong with this thing.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/21/2010:  19:47:17

I see the reflection of a Indian on my banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2010:  04:01:41

I see the reflection of a dog on my PC

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/22/2010:  04:07:35

This is not a reflection.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2010:  04:11:36

This is a feather in my cap.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/22/2010:  05:11:59

Go ahead, make my day.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/22/2010:  05:16:52

Yes, I am a duck buster

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/22/2010:  08:12:01

Would you please type a little more legible so I can read it?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2010:  13:18:41

No strings attached to this offer.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/22/2010:  13:57:34

good by cruel world

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2010:  15:56:31

Stand back or I'll hit the reformat hard drive button!

rvrose - Posted - 06/22/2010:  16:46:31

I'm a little tea pot, short and stout...

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/22/2010:  17:10:23

What the heck are these little bump things on the neck?

ncmedic - Posted - 06/22/2010:  18:32:11

the flag

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/22/2010:  18:52:29

This is how Windows 12 works.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/22/2010:  19:11:38

don't look now but there is a image of a Indian on the neck of my banjo

sharakeet - Posted - 06/22/2010:  20:08:51

my DOG man, can't you see I'm busy?

ncmedic - Posted - 06/22/2010:  20:31:40

picin out another tune

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2010:  02:03:25

Wishing for an opposable thumb