rvrose - Posted - 06/01/2010:  18:19:04

And now watch me eat this here triangle with the banjos on it.

sharakeet - Posted - 06/01/2010:  19:44:03

When I ask you for a nine iron, I want a nine iron. When I ask you for a frisbie stuck to a stick, I want a frisbie stuck to a stick. now GIMME A NINE IRON!

fynger - Posted - 06/02/2010:  01:30:05

I can play this in flight too

sharakeet - Posted - 06/02/2010:  03:56:29

My doctor just told me: this has got to come off!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2010:  04:00:43

"ME play the banjo"? No,No,,I must confess.
I'm just another one of those "wanna-be's"

youdye - Posted - 06/02/2010:  05:19:26

WHY did I have to wear these long sleeves on a 104 degree day!?!?!?!?

sharakeet - Posted - 06/02/2010:  05:26:53

and so you see, I can give you the bird with both hands in my pockets!

youdye - Posted - 06/02/2010:  09:19:03

whoooooooooooo are you, who who!

sharakeet - Posted - 06/02/2010:  11:19:26

Do you ever have days when you feel like you've been picked on so much that there's literally nothing left but your head and perhaps a nut!!!

banjo_robb - Posted - 06/02/2010:  16:58:14

Do you suppose my picking would improve if I wore picks on my feathers?!

sharakeet - Posted - 06/02/2010:  17:27:31

I been out here so long the lines in the road are starting to look like fence posts and the traffic lights are beginning to turn into blades of GRASS! I gotta get me some SLEEP.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/02/2010:  18:46:28

Quick, shoot the owl before he plays that banjo.

martin200428 - Posted - 06/02/2010:  19:59:52

Owls do love a good quack! (Im back!!!!)

fynger - Posted - 06/03/2010:  01:37:20

But ive lost my picture

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2010:  04:16:55

I've been in this position so long
That I don't know any other

ncmedic - Posted - 06/03/2010:  04:18:08

New strings.................hard to get right

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/03/2010:  07:19:11

Oh crap, you caught me again.

sharakeet - Posted - 06/03/2010:  07:40:18

WHO SENT MY PICTURE IN TO: "PLAYBIRDS"?

BanjoPicker96 - Posted - 06/03/2010:  09:13:22

What's weirder, a owl playing a banjo or a duck playing a banjo?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/03/2010:  16:29:33

Look Hank, it's the Jolly Green Giant.

sharakeet - Posted - 06/03/2010:  18:51:08

Well if it ain't my old nemesis, E. Fudd,...GET OUGHTA THE CAR, FUDD...HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK...AN' WIPE THAT STUPID, STONER GRIN OFF YER FACE...

rvrose - Posted - 06/03/2010:  20:47:24

Ok - YOU try to fly with this thing around your neck!

Edited by - rvrose on 06/03/2010 20:47:54

ncmedic - Posted - 06/03/2010:  21:07:28

yep i got my banjo

sharakeet - Posted - 06/03/2010:  21:16:25

So you're my replacement, huh? Well, I have to say it's been fun and I hate to leave...oh, and there's one thing you I have to tell you about working for a human. DO NOT EVER PEE ON THIS! It BITES!

ncmedic - Posted - 06/03/2010:  21:19:19

I will tell you for sure, this thing is easier to play than it is to fly with

martin200428 - Posted - 06/03/2010:  22:01:03

Just checking my briefcase.

sharakeet - Posted - 06/03/2010:  22:19:31

Why are you always telling my friends "he's cute, but his head is REALLY empty"?

fynger - Posted - 06/04/2010:  01:32:05

I aint featherbrained

sharakeet - Posted - 06/04/2010:  08:18:07

I guess this is how one gives the finger to the board?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/04/2010:  14:57:21

Has no clue I still have the last word.

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/04/2010:  15:04:08

I bet I've got the skinniest neck of any avatar on the whole entire BHO website.

sharakeet - Posted - 06/04/2010:  17:45:33

Honey, come here quick! The humans are revolting yet again!

ncmedic - Posted - 06/05/2010:  09:06:25

on the wings of a owl

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2010:  11:51:56

Just set my lunch on the table please.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/05/2010:  12:23:14

Lets commence to picin

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/05/2010:  15:30:55

Still looking for the "any" key.

sharakeet - Posted - 06/05/2010:  19:50:28

I wish you would stop looking at me like that...it makes my tail feathers draw up into a KNOT!

musicman93 - Posted - 06/05/2010:  21:23:16

I have a banjo and I've no idea how to use it!

sharakeet - Posted - 06/05/2010:  22:46:50

I DON'T have a banjo, but I DO have an idea how to use one!

fynger - Posted - 06/06/2010:  02:10:38

Getting picks to stay on feathers aint easy

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/06/2010:  04:25:16

I wish this thing would sound like a strat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/06/2010:  05:18:44

"me,,play a harmonica?" Well,,no.
My lips won't fit!!!

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/06/2010:  05:56:22

Scotty, beam me up!! Wait a minute, I'm Scotty.

kcjc69 - Posted - 06/06/2010:  07:03:31

Do I look tarred and feathered to you?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/06/2010:  13:47:25

Hey Ma, Pa done gone and found some silly looking coat of arms.

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/06/2010:  15:47:15

Talk about lips that won't fit a harmonica....

musicman93 - Posted - 06/06/2010:  17:02:42

How! Me Shrieking Banjo.

dave1701 - Posted - 06/06/2010:  17:38:14

Who the hell is that?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/06/2010:  17:53:45

Dude, that chicken teriyaki is tearing up my stomach....