thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/23/2010:  08:16:56

My head is on this head...

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/23/2010:  09:53:36

Likes to wear red, white, and blue socks.

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/23/2010:  13:07:39

I'm pretty famous you know, ..... for a duck.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2010:  14:04:06

I'm pretty famous period.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/23/2010:  14:41:17

After analyzing the pic for hours, the Ghost Hunters decide the ghostly image is a fake.

steve davis - Posted - 06/23/2010:  17:30:19

HOOOOtenanny

rvrose - Posted - 06/23/2010:  19:32:38

It's a five string, one eye'd, hootin, mouse eater!

ncmedic - Posted - 06/23/2010:  20:11:51

Let Me Take A Closer Look At This Thing

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2010:  03:48:55

Dang, I've pressed "Escape" a hundred times and I still can't get out.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/24/2010:  03:55:09

I Just can't get any respect

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/24/2010:  05:44:48

Still waiting for her reply.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2010:  10:00:47

Still waiting for strings.

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/24/2010:  11:57:26

Still waiting for a fix.

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/24/2010:  13:12:50

Still Waiting For You To Tell Us- Who Is That Jaywalker On Your Headstock???

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/24/2010:  14:23:59

Still waiting on another Gertrude and Heathcliff joke.

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/24/2010:  16:32:58

Still waiting for my big hit.




Sitting Bull in the headstock

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/24/2010:  17:35:37

Featherhead. I'm not a birdbrain.

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/24/2010:  18:40:43

Pot calling the kettle black

ncmedic - Posted - 06/24/2010:  19:12:14

counting one coup

rvrose - Posted - 06/24/2010:  20:15:07

I like to chew on this thing...

musicman93 - Posted - 06/24/2010:  21:11:42

Hmmmmmmm........There's no pulse! Medic!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2010:  04:09:09

Right here's where the alien ship landed...

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/25/2010:  07:48:01

Typical day at the shop

ncmedic - Posted - 06/25/2010:  07:52:34

I can't find my tuners

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/25/2010:  09:21:29

I would e-mail my paw, except he doesn't have a computer.
And besides that he can't read.

ncmedic - Posted - 06/25/2010:  10:20:11

He Is The Man What more can say

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/25/2010:  10:46:28

Oh no, I forgot my password to eHarmonyDog.com

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/25/2010:  11:04:08

Ahh! Virus! It was from a Doberman Pinscher!

ncmedic - Posted - 06/25/2010:  11:44:40

Bird and Stripes

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/25/2010:  13:42:12

All right, who put peanut butter on the keys again.

scaggs7 - Posted - 06/25/2010:  14:53:29

Can you describe the symptoms I have??

ncmedic - Posted - 06/25/2010:  20:20:19

I Think I Need New Strings

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/26/2010:  04:57:36

Hi, I'm Ralph from DogBytes computer repair service and I can fix anything.

stanleytone - Posted - 06/26/2010:  06:42:03

can you believe it???!! i got kicked out of ducks unlimited because someone spotted me having coffee with elmer fudd!

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/26/2010:  10:13:13

Hi, I'm the weather reporter. My head's so obnoxiously colossal I can barely support it. That's why I have this huge microphone to help my stand up. If not I'd fall over and couldn't get back up. Wanna hear the forecast now?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2010:  10:16:40

Not worried about the weather.

stanleytone - Posted - 06/26/2010:  11:01:01

I told my shrink i was having suicidal thoughts.He said from now on i have to pay in advance!!
(thanks for the joke rodney,you were the best!)

Edited by - stanleytone on 06/26/2010 11:01:31

Bongshang - Posted - 06/26/2010:  13:00:13

This __icrophone __ ___ loody_____broken

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/26/2010:  13:33:02

Did I just now hear some smart alec ask if we're what's called a double bagger?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/26/2010:  16:56:18

I really love ducks. They're the best bird in the world.

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/26/2010:  17:38:27

Hey look everybody!!!, ...the duck's a ventriloquist.

stanleytone - Posted - 06/26/2010:  17:52:29

Hey buddy! Are those sideburns ,or a bad case of the mumps?!

rvrose - Posted - 06/26/2010:  18:15:26

My name is Rodney. I tell ya I just can't get any respect. I just few in, my arms are still tired. I was so ugly as a baby my moma used to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me. I was so ugly when I was born the Doctor slapped my mother. I stayed in a room last night that was so small the mice were hunchback.....

stanleytone - Posted - 06/26/2010:  20:19:13

Im ugly I tell ya! My proctologist,he stuck my finger in my mouth!!

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 06/27/2010:  04:22:49

Sleeps with a teddy bear for protection.

stanleytone - Posted - 06/27/2010:  05:50:01

i told the doctor i wanted a vasectomy.he said with a face like mine i didnt need one!

ncmedic - Posted - 06/27/2010:  07:24:20

yep in front of the mike again

thecowpokepicker - Posted - 06/27/2010:  15:41:00

Dog, why don't you go bite the weatherman's leg? He'll fall over and we can watch him squirm around and try to get up, but his head's so huge he can't! Then we can poke it with his microphone! Come on, just you and me! You bite his leg and I'll claw his eyes out!

stanleytone - Posted - 06/27/2010:  15:50:27

ain't NOBODY gonna bite or claw ANYBODY!
first of all ,that dog aint got the energy to get up off that couch,and second,you aint even GOT no claws!!