I only take a passing  [unintentional pun duly noted] interest in the NFL and/or how svelte/unsvelte the American populace is/isn't ... but, fwiw, I found this kinda funny:

wrong number in the South….
fb.watch/Cfekxjb8Mj/?fs=e

https://share.icloud.com/photos/060RH3zvK9guAozruE9wyUVCw

.. 

I had a fried egg for breakfast.
Would have PREFERRED fried chicken, but didn't want to wait 8 weeks for the egg to hatch and grow.

.. 

..

What do you call A belt made out of watches?  A Waist of time!!

.

youtube.com/clip/Ugkx011ZAwDNx...tq69xqtTZ

.

You know how when they win the game they throw the ball up in the crowd? Well that's against the rules in "Bowling". I know that Now!!

I thought it would be confusing enough, when they had the identical twins.
But, NOOOO!!!
They just HAD to name them "Emma Jean" and "Imogene"!

facebook.com/reel/222249046153...fs=e&fs=e

youtu.be/RpskTc-LdUY?si=rUr96CzAA4lbV73_

Sorry to bring it up, but ^^ sure SEEMS political.

quote:

---

Originally posted by chuckv97

youtu.be/RpskTc-LdUY?si=rUr96CzAA4lbV73_

---

Pls delete this post,, I realize that even though it's humour, it can be controversial politically. 

Controversial,  shmontroversial!?!?       It's funny!!      

Edit: And furthermore and moreover, "no harm, no foul,"

Somewhere along the line I heard that Stephen Leacock had opined that laughing at another man's misfortune is the lowest form of humour.

Nevertheless...

^^^ Be careful what you wish for

Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?




























A: To get to the other side.

facebook.com/reel/665447003085...fs=e&fs=e

https://video.fmci2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/o1/v/t2/f2/m366/AQMI5RSA6GFCY3Y01AdjpKKfFqqEVJMkA9T0lZg412CaIrViUG8ucpYaTDJnUOQubIGQQfaLvKRNA8KTbcu0LgN4tJlddOkceXNz2qybxxJrwQ.mp4?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=Adn2Kxrsn38ZepfWX4E07HyRNiyHUyHea-3Cg7lIBQK6OJMXFw29cmUywSwnL2B_fjBqxC698RE4HzxJo_qCQS3B&_nc_sid=5e9851&_nc_ht=video.fmci2-1.fna.fbcdn.net&_nc_ohc=rTVt7L_8yrIQ7kNvwG7u6We&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6Inhwdl9wcm9ncmVzc2l2ZS5GQUNFQk9PSy4uQzMuNzIwLmRhc2hfaDI2NC1iYXNpYy1nZW4yXzcyMHAiLCJ4cHZfYXNzZXRfaWQiOjExNjAyNDc2ODYwODM3MzgsImFzc2V0X2FnZV9kYXlzIjo1LCJ2aV91c2VjYXNlX2lkIjoxMDEyNywiZHVyYXRpb25fcyI6MTMsInVybGdlbl9zb3VyY2UiOiJ3d3cifQ%3D%3D&ccb=17-1&vs=b61d254a91ca1bba&_nc_vs=HBksFQIYRWZiX2VwaGVtZXJhbC82ODQ5RkUxNDI1RUM4N0VFOUVEQTlEQTQzMUE0OEJBNl9tdF8xX3ZpZGVvX2Rhc2hpbml0Lm1wNBUAAsgBEgAVAhhFZmJfZXBoZW1lcmFsLzAwNDIzOUNFODI2MkMxQ0UxMkIyOTZGRjVERkVDRkEwX210XzBfYXVkaW9fZGFzaGluaXQubXA0FQICyAESACgAGAAbAogHdXNlX29pbAExEnByb2dyZXNzaXZlX3JlY2lwZQExFQAAJrTS8fKmz48EFQIoAkMzLBdAKhDlYEGJNxgZZGFzaF9oMjY0LWJhc2ljLWdlbjJfNzIwcBEAdQJlnp4BAA&_nc_gid=8WtzqmMdjYLU8k1stiYjKA&_nc_zt=28&oh=00_AfiAScuqAeTJqV_VITXo0PFNe5H_l2TBUyxKr9smcLyeYg&oe=690F6734&bitrate=1418588&tag=dash_h264-basic-gen2_720p

Oddly enough, it was decades ago that some allegedly intelligent Brit published an opinion similar to ^^ which claimed that the U.S. had tornados, and England didn't, because of our driving on the RIGHT side of the road.

MY kind of funeral!
Fellow says that, at HIS funeral service, a nice casket.
And after the lid is closed, and the service ended, instead of a recessional hymn, he will have paid the organist a little extra to play "POP! Goes the Weasel" over and over, until everyone is staring at the casket in horrified anticipation.

Little Susie was watching her mother fry some link sausage. Susie asked her mom, "Why did you cut the ends off the sausage before you put it in the frying pan?" Her mom said, " That's the way the my mom always did it, so go ask your grandma." Susie goes to Grandma and asked her, "Why did you always cut the ends off of sausage when you fried it?" Grandma replied, " That's the way my mom always did it. You'll have to ask your great grandma when she visits."
A couple days later, Susie's great grandma came by. Susie asked her, "Why did you always cut the ends off of sausage when you fried it?" Great Grandma said, " That's the way my mother always did it." She hesitated a few minutes in thought, and said, "Heavens to Betsy.... Is your mom still using that old frying pan?!"

The Dalai Lama ordered a pizza.

He said, "Make me one with everything!"