We’re smashing guitars is
a Who impersonation act
Where splinters fly and
tuned up strings snap
And amps tip over
the half-full whisky bottles
while the authorities wait
patiently to buy tickets
To win the lottery
and quit their jobs.
Meanwhile, Jethro was chasing
a big juicy possum
while Homer practiced religiously
with 78’s of Les Paul
and also Charlie Christian
Was trying to convince
Granny to bring him
Grandpa’s old L-5 guitar.
that he bought from
The local Craigslist listing
for a song, sight-unseen
which irritated non-musician collectors
hoping that could have
Cashed in on a
truly rare Gibson guitar
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