Looking for vitamins and
minerals to feed rabbits
who were severely carrot-deficient
Because carrots don’t grow
on trees, Grandma said
feed them radishes instead
Because they are cheap
when bought in bulk
from Hiram’s Unorganic Produce
Across from the chemical
dump by Mercury Creek
Near plutonium island north
of Three Mile Island
beside Randy’s Roadkill Cafe
Where fried possum was
cooked by Randy’s mistress
Bunny nicknamed “Rabbit” because
She liked bunny hopping
to The Chicken Dance
, played by Rheinhold Wackehschafer
and Wackehschafer Family Band
Using a bass banjo
bowed with a hickory
Stick and goat hair
wigs to conceal identities
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