that was not grounded
because the local electrician
drinks on the job
With a fake diploma
from a bubble-gum machine
at Stella’s Off-Sale & Laundromat
Where you can wash
underwear for $5 each
a record cost for
an Off-Sale & Laundromat business
, but inflationary pressures keep
bumping up retail prices
And sending people too
food-shelf’s and soup kitchens
where banjo pickers go
even though they’re not
Hungry or talented at
eating with proper manners
because they grew up
In a fraternity house
where societal norms were
Filmed for animal house
where food-fights are normal
because of high testosterone levels
and aversion to studying
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