Lightly Used Discount Section
And a Wallyworld gift
imported from evil regimes
But after paying tariffs
They might as well
buy from Luigi’s Discount
Dollar Store and Laundromat
Using gift cards from
Granny's kitchen junk drawer
long expired dated 1967
when Granny’s Corvair exploded
and Granny sued Chevrolet
And bought a VW
Microbus with Paisley interior
from an old hippie
musician name Jerry Garcia
whose banjo entranced many
who didn’t know better
Because they were doing
the limbo in Haight-Asbury
With Assemblyman Willie Brown
From the movie crossroads
where blues and booze
And the missing song
remain to be found
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