in Robert Johnson’s lost memoirs
after his untimely demise
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/22/2026 01:27:42
By drinking poisoned whiskey
given to him by
A pissed off girlfriend
who threw her ring
At the drummer of
The Last Chance Band
who finished their career
At the Super Bowl
completely out of tune
because pitch pipes froze
And electric tuners were
running at low voltage
If working at all
without plug in adapters
creating an acoustic set
But they were lip-syncing
to Taylor Swift tunes
which created weird juxtapositions
causing general unrest among
at Muddy Waters’ aunt’s
Juke joint across the
river that caught fire
from a short-citcuited amplifier
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