show off an AI generated photo of you wearing full dress Lieutenant Colonel’s uniform, or get thrown in jail for stolen valor?

Get thrown in jail for stolen valo(u)r , or tell them it was a Halloween party?

Tell them it was a halloween party or jump bail and head for Mexico.

Jump bail and head for Mexico or head to Canada on a permanent fishing trip?

Head to Canada on a permanent fishing trip or stow away on a slow boat to China ?

Stow away on a slow boat to China or raft down the Mississippi ?

raft down the Mississippi, or write a classic book about rafting down the Mississippi?

Write a classic book about rafting down the Mississippi or become a master of satire and cynicism and write down your thoughts?

Become a master of satire and cynicism and write down your thoughts or change your name to Roger Clemens?

write down your thoughts or change your name to Roger Clemens, or become a cartoon and change your name to Roger Rabbit

Become a cartoon and change your name to Roger Rabbit or Change your name to Wile E Coyote and buy an ACME Road Runner trap?

Change your name to Wile E Coyote and buy an ACME roadrunner trap or Thames voice lessons from Mel Blanc?

Thames voice lessons from Mel Blanc, or sing bluegrass tunes like porky pig

Sing bluegrass tunes like Porky Pig or sing opera like Donald Duck?

Sing opera like Donald Duck or be goofy like Goofy?

Be goofy like Goofy or bluster like Foghorn Leghorn?

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bluster like Foghorn Leghorn, or rutrooo like Scooby-Doo?

Rutrooo like Scooby Doo or mispronounce “r’s” and “l’s” like Elmer Fudd.

Mispronounce r’s and l’s like Elmer Fudd or dig out Elmer (Moose) Vasko’s 1964 hockey card?

Dig out Elmer (Moose) Vasko’s 1964 hockey card or get carded when you order a beer?

get carded when you order a beer, or get a senior discount instead

Get a senior discount or be considered as discounted because you are a senior?

considered as discounted because you are a senior, or b**** about everything because you are a senior

Bi*ch about everything cuz yer à senior or pay à visit to your funeral director?

Pay a visit to your funeral director or just set up a cheap cremation?