Buy new ones or call an Uber
Call an Uber or rent a horse and buggy?
Rent a horse and buggy or ask a motorcycle cop for a ride?
Ask a motorcycle cop for a ride or hop on a racing bike?
ride or hop on a racing bike, or take the city bus
Take the city bus or Take The A Train with Duke Ellington?
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/21/2026 15:49:48
Take the A train with Duke Ellington or buy a satin doll?
Buy a Satin Doll, or stay home because you don’t get around much anymore
Stay home because you don’t get arounnd much any more or invite some friends over so you can sing, sing sing?
Invite some friends over so you can sing, sing, sing or go out with a sophisticated lady ?
Go out with a sophisticated lady or get caught in a traffic jam?
get caught in a traffic jam, or take the A train?
Take the A train or wear a tuxedo to a Hoedown?
Wear a tuxedo to a hoedown or wear bib overalls to the symphony?
Wear bib overalls to the symphony, or slap the upright bass in the symphony
Slap the upright bass in the symphony or bring in a pedal steel?
bring in a pedal steel or ask the first violinist for a date to a Gangsta Rap concert?
Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/22/2026 18:59:58
ask the first violinist for a date to a Gangsta Rap concert, or wrap up a nice gift for her and take her out for a nice dinner
Wrap up a nice gift for her and take her out for a nice dinner or go Dutch with Wanda the cleaning lady?
go Dutch with Wanda the cleaning lady, or pay her to clean your house
Pay her to clean your house or tackle it yourself ?
Tackle it yourself or hunt up your old photo of you as defensive tackle on the high school football team?
Hunt up your old photo… or find the one of you as the volunteer water boy on your college’s team.
or find the one of you as the volunteer water boy on your college’s team, or show off your basic training graduation photo
Show off your basic training graduation photo Or show off an AI generated photo of you wearing full dress Lieutenant Colonel’s uniform?
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