just set up a cheap cremation, or wait for the rapture?
Wait for the rapture or setup an organic cremation in your backyard compost pile?
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/26/2026 14:58:15
Set up an organic cremation in your backyard compost pile or tell your family that you don’t intend to die?
Tell your family you don’t intend to die or watch “Kara Swisher Wants to Live Forever” on CNN?
watch “Kara Swisher Wants to Live Forever” on CNN, or buy a Delorian and go back in time and start over.
Go back in time and start over or channel Michael J. Fox?
channel Michael J. Fox, or play Fox on the Run on banjo
Play Fox on the Run on banjo or play “Foxie Lady” on your Jimi Hendrix tribute Strat?
Play Foxie Lady on your Jimi Hendrix tribute Strat or give your wife ear plugs?
give your wife ear plugs, or give her a foot massage
give your wife a foot massage or work it into an erotic full body message?
Work it into a erotic full body massage or charm her with a box of chocolates?
Charm her with a box of chocolates, or take her out to Olive Garden?
Edited by - Dean T on 04/28/2026 11:28:22
Take her out to Olive Garden or treat her to a Popeye & Olive Oil cartoon?
treat her to a Popeye & Olive Oil cartoon, or put olives on her pizza?
Put olives on her pizza or hide anchovies in her oatmeal?
Hide anchovies in her oatmeal or just go golfing?
Just go golfing or flop in front of the tv?
Flop in front of the tv or flop till you drop?
flop till you drop, or drop and give me 20
Drop and give me 20 or watch the “Rindercella slopped her dripper” skit?
watch the “Rindercella slopped her dripper” skit, or Google it to see if it’s real?
Google “Rindercella slopped her dripper” skit to see if it’s real or watch Hee Haw reruns?
watch HeeHaw reruns or practice “eefin”
Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/30/2026 08:35:41
Practice “eefin” or practice learning to write left handed after you’ve sprained your eefin right wrist?
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