Apr 26, 2026 - 1:44:57 PM
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just set up a cheap cremation, or wait for the rapture?
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Wait for the rapture or setup an organic cremation in your backyard compost pile?
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/26/2026 14:58:15
Apr 26, 2026 - 3:02:41 PM
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Set up an organic cremation in your backyard compost pile or tell your family that you don’t intend to die?
Apr 26, 2026 - 5:51:43 PM
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Tell your family you don’t intend to die or watch “Kara Swisher Wants to Live Forever” on CNN?
Apr 26, 2026 - 6:42:55 PM
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watch “Kara Swisher Wants to Live Forever” on CNN, or buy a Delorian and go back in time and start over.
Apr 26, 2026 - 9:55:49 PM
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Go back in time and start over or channel Michael J. Fox?
Apr 27, 2026 - 4:33:35 AM
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channel Michael J. Fox, or play Fox on the Run on banjo
Apr 27, 2026 - 9:41:36 AM
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Play Fox on the Run on banjo or play “Foxie Lady” on your Jimi Hendrix tribute Strat?
Apr 27, 2026 - 9:47:38 AM
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Play Foxie Lady on your Jimi Hendrix tribute Strat or give your wife ear plugs?
Apr 27, 2026 - 7:36:16 PM
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give your wife ear plugs, or give her a foot massage
Apr 28, 2026 - 6:49:10 AM
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give your wife a foot massage or work it into an erotic full body message?
Apr 28, 2026 - 8:54:58 AM
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Work it into a erotic full body massage or charm her with a box of chocolates?
Apr 28, 2026 - 11:23:01 AM
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Charm her with a box of chocolates, or take her out to Olive Garden?
Edited by - Dean T on 04/28/2026 11:28:22
Apr 28, 2026 - 11:47:38 PM
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Take her out to Olive Garden or treat her to a Popeye & Olive Oil cartoon?
Apr 29, 2026 - 4:26:21 AM
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treat her to a Popeye & Olive Oil cartoon, or put olives on her pizza?
Apr 29, 2026 - 5:58:32 AM
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Put olives on her pizza or hide anchovies in her oatmeal?
Apr 29, 2026 - 8:49:13 AM
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Hide anchovies in her oatmeal or just go golfing?
Apr 29, 2026 - 1:20:14 PM
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Just go golfing or flop in front of the tv?
Apr 29, 2026 - 1:38:44 PM
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Flop in front of the tv or flop till you drop?
Apr 29, 2026 - 2:43:42 PM
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flop till you drop, or drop and give me 20
Apr 29, 2026 - 2:48:38 PM
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Drop and give me 20 or watch the “Rindercella slopped her dripper” skit?
Apr 29, 2026 - 4:38:48 PM
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watch the “Rindercella slopped her dripper” skit, or Google it to see if it’s real?
Apr 30, 2026 - 3:57:21 AM
17950 posts since 6/30/2020
Google “Rindercella slopped her dripper” skit to see if it’s real or watch Hee Haw reruns?
Apr 30, 2026 - 8:32:37 AM
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Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/30/2026 08:35:41
Apr 30, 2026 - 12:37:57 PM
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Practice “eefin” or practice learning to write left handed after you’ve sprained your eefin right wrist?