practice learning to write left handed after you’ve sprained your eefin right wrist, or get your mouth washed out with soap by your mom
Gett your mouth washed out with soap by your mom or turn her in for child abuse?
turn her in for child abuse, or go to bed without dinner?
Go to bed without dinner or eat your bedroom stash of jerky ?
Eat your bedroom stash of jerky or order takeout with Door Dash delivery?
order takeout with Door Dash delivery, or polish off a bag of Cheetos
Polish off à bag of Cheetos or raid Farmer Brown’s corn patch?
raid Farmer Brown’s corn patch, or polish off a bag of Candy corn
Polish off a bag of Candy corn or have your stomach pumped from polishing off a bag of candy corn?
have your stomach pumped from polishing off a bag of candy corn, or compete in a hot dog eating contest?
Compete in a hot dog eating contest or hope you have Dad’s cast iron stomach?
Hope you have Dad’s cast iron stomach or wish you had your mothers brains and sensibility?
wish you had your mothers brains and sensibility, or do the best with what you got?
Do the best with what you got or get what you don’t have?
Get what you don’t have or ask your old senile uncle for a loan?
Ask your old senile uncle for a loan or get a second job?
get a second job, or join the Air Force?
Join the Air Force or go to college?
Go to college or work a McDonald’s drive through window?
Work at McD dr thru window or go busking with a bottle cap banjo?
Go busking with a bottlecap banjo or use a Japanese masterclone?
use a Japanese masterclone, or prefer an old Gumby Goodtime
Edited by - Dean T on 05/04/2026 19:22:40
Prefer a Gumby Goodtime or watch reruns of the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour?
Watch reruns of the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour or opt for the NBA Tournamement?
Opt for the NBA Tournament or form a neighborhood pickup game of hoops?
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