learn to play banjo by ear, or shuck an ear of corn
Shuck an ear of corn or make a bowl of popcorn?
Learn to play banjo by ear or throw your thousand tabs out the window?
Throw your thousand tabs out the window or learn to play Jew’s harp.
Learn to play Jew’s harp or break your tooth while playing Jew’s harp?
break your tooth while playing Jew’s harp, or just play harmonica
Just play harmonica or call it a harp and bend and bellow the Blues?
Call it a harp and bend & bellow the blues or drink muddy water?
Drink muddy water or be messin with the king
Be messin with the king or seek a second opinion?
Seek a second opinion, or second a motion at your HOA meeting
Second à motion at your HOA meeting or look up what HOA stands for ?
Look up what HOA stands for o sue them regardless?
[Aside: I had a student (Vietnamese) whose first name was Hoa.]
Sue them regardless or throw yourself on the floor at work and hire a personal injury lawyer named Sue?
Throw herself on da floor and hire a p i lawyer named Sue or plead insanity?
Plead insanity or be amazed by the number of people who agree that you are crazy?
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/16/2026 09:25:11
be amazed by the number of people who agree that you are crazy, or ask Sue out on a date
Ask Sue out on a date or take her to a baseball game?
Take her to a baseball game or dilly-dally under the grandstand?
dilly-dally under the grandstand, or share a bottle of dill pickles
Share a bottle of dill pickles or buy a jug of booze and get pickled?
Buy a jug of booze and get pickled or opt for Grape Crush ?
opt for Grape Crush, or get crushed on orange crush and vodka
Get crushed on orange crush and vodka or have your stomach pumped?
have your stomach pumped, or get pumped and a six pack at the gym?
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