Go to confession or attend a speech by Pope Bob?
attend a speech by Pope Bob, or play a Bob Seger record
Play a Bob Seger record or be "Like a Rock" and practice your "Night Moves"?
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/07/2026 11:35:44
Be Like a Rock and practice your Night Moves or sing If I Had a Hammer
sing If I Had a Hammer, or hit your thumb with a real hammer
Hit your thumb with a real hammer or use a screw instead of a nail?
Use a screw instead of a nail or scrap the project and head for the corner bar?
Scrap the project and head for the corner bar or buy a 6 pack and watch TV at home?
buy a 6 pack and watch TV at home, or go to the gym and work on your 6 pack
Go to the gym and work on your six pack or get diverted into a pizza joint?
Get to a pizza joint or find an Italian restaurant?
Find an Italian Resturaunt or book a trip to Italy
Book a trip to Italy or rent a beach bungalow on an exotic island?
Rent a BB on an erotic ! island or meet à topless Polynesian gal?
meet à topless Polynesian gal, or get your eyes poked out by your wife
Get your eyes poked out by your wife or wear goggles and invite her to join the party?
wear goggles and invite her to join the party, or take her home and treat her like a queen
Take her home and treat her like a queen or pack her stuff?
Pack her stuff or grab the next Greyhound out of town?
grab the next Greyhound out of town, or adopt a retired racing greyhound dog
Adopt a retired racing greyhound dog or rent out your adopted retired greyhound for breeding services
Rent out your retired adopted greyhound for breeding purposes or rent out your wife for housecleaning work?
Rent out your wife for housekeeping work or just file for divorce?
just file for divorce, or buy a robot cleaning lady
Buy a robot cleaning lady or discover that robot’s are gender neutral?
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