ErikH - Posted - 05/25/2012:  17:03:56

Did what go through their force field?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/25/2012:  17:23:50

Is their force field anything like Wrigley Field?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/25/2012:  17:27:23

Is force field like a corn field?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2012:  17:27:42

How can you force Wrigley Field to do anything?

dingo - Posted - 05/25/2012:  19:17:25

?Why does Wrigley Fields want to do anything

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2012:  19:27:41

It does seem sort of unmotivated, doesn't it?

ErikH - Posted - 05/26/2012:  06:00:43

You mean it's like a giant cow-pie located in the middle of a residential neighborhood; one that people keep wanting to throw money at rather than cleaning it up and taking the cow elsewhere?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2012:  06:04:36

Does that mean your not a Wrigley preservationist?

ErikH - Posted - 05/26/2012:  06:06:40

Have you ever been to that dump?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2012:  06:12:21

No, is it really that bad?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2012:  06:39:12

An easier question would be,,Is there any good in it?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2012:  06:41:03

Do you think the gum stuck under the seats is any good?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/26/2012:  06:42:23

Is the ivy's purpose to hold up the outfield wall?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2012:  06:45:41

Should we cut it down and see?

ErikH - Posted - 05/26/2012:  08:27:00

Have you ever heard about the trough in the men's room?

dingo - Posted - 05/26/2012:  11:13:37

Why do I always come into the weird stuff?

ErikH - Posted - 05/26/2012:  15:58:30

Just lucky?

dingo - Posted - 05/26/2012:  19:31:04

Are you sure it is luck?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/26/2012:  20:28:57

If it's not luck is it skill?

dingo - Posted - 05/26/2012:  21:12:46

Now how did that turn to skill?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2012:  03:18:30

Practice, practice, practice?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/27/2012:  04:22:09

Location, location, location?

ErikH - Posted - 05/27/2012:  04:38:28

Trade school?

dingo - Posted - 05/27/2012:  04:50:56

Can a trade scoop save it?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2012:  05:42:56

What's a trade scoop?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2012:  07:53:09

Isn't that how you pick them up?

dingo - Posted - 05/27/2012:  11:41:06

Pick what up?

And why do I make so many mistakes on this phone keyboard?

ErikH - Posted - 05/27/2012:  15:45:49

You pick up a trade with a scoop?

dingo - Posted - 05/27/2012:  19:33:44

And what has that to do with the keyboard of a phone?

ErikH - Posted - 05/28/2012:  04:18:19

Who said scoop in the first place?

janolov - Posted - 05/28/2012:  04:32:36

Are you scooping out a hole for the phone keyboard?    ?

ErikH - Posted - 05/28/2012:  04:48:27

Aren't the scoops for the chip dip?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/28/2012:  05:58:40

How much dip would a dip scoop scoop if a dip scoop could scoop dip?

janolov - Posted - 05/28/2012:  06:10:23

Perhaps a full keyboard?

dingo - Posted - 05/28/2012:  06:23:22

Could we hook a real keyboard to phone?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/28/2012:  06:27:01

Will we need a keyboard hooker?

ErikH - Posted - 05/28/2012:  06:37:35

Do you get those from an escort service?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2012:  08:13:12

What,,the keyboard or the hooker?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/28/2012:  08:48:42

Can't the phone company take care of these issues??

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2012:  08:59:54

The phone company is issuing hookers?

janolov - Posted - 05/28/2012:  09:20:12

Isn't that why they are called call girls?

ErikH - Posted - 05/28/2012:  09:29:34

Is that why the phone bill is so high?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/28/2012:  09:50:47

Is "can you hear me now?" a code phrase for something else?

ErikH - Posted - 05/28/2012:  10:23:15

What about "Reach out and touch someone"?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2012:  15:46:04

Is that also why they replace the dial with touch pads?

dingo - Posted - 05/28/2012:  18:11:56

Are the pads touchable?

janolov - Posted - 05/29/2012:  00:47:02

Isn't it more pleasant to touch the callgirl?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2012:  02:05:54

And more expensive?

ErikH - Posted - 05/29/2012:  02:10:50

Is that why they say that phones carry so many germs?