scaggs7 - Posted - 09/26/2012:  04:30:02

is that next to the airport

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2012:  05:32:31

Isn't it next to the Blue Ridge Parkway?

randyz714 - Posted - 09/26/2012:  10:00:09

hey, i think ive never been there ! have I?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2012:  12:39:56

Did you see me the last time you weren't there?

ErikH - Posted - 09/26/2012:  14:59:07

I don't know--when weren't you there?

roxygrl - Posted - 09/26/2012:  15:11:18

Isn't  there a less complicated answer?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2012:  15:25:22

What's complicated about my being somewhere?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/26/2012:  17:27:05

Speaking of somewhere, what happened to Dean?

ErikH - Posted - 09/27/2012:  02:24:24

Maybe his location is also complicated?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2012:  03:32:27

Maybe his location is not somewhere?

roxygrl - Posted - 09/27/2012:  04:59:07

Is he disorientated..on account of woo?

randyz714 - Posted - 09/27/2012:  05:09:29

Who woo?

roxygrl - Posted - 09/27/2012:  05:14:02

bending an ear..spooky woo?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2012:  05:34:47

Doesn't bent ear sound like a painful affliction?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2012:  14:27:37

How can sound go through a bent ear?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2012:  14:32:46

What did you say?

scaggs7 - Posted - 09/27/2012:  15:25:18

did you leArn a lesson when your mom did it to you---bent ear

ErikH - Posted - 09/27/2012:  16:22:36

Can you hear the lesson with a bent ear?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2012:  16:57:10

I have a bent ear, can you speak up please?

scaggs7 - Posted - 09/27/2012:  17:29:17

are you sittin on a splinter

ErikH - Posted - 09/28/2012:  02:28:31

What's that got to do with his ear?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/28/2012:  03:55:13

Maybe it's an acupuncture thang?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2012:  04:27:03

Why didn't they sand the "rough sawn" plank benches in our church?

Edited by - banjoscotty on 09/28/2012 04:27:55

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2012:  05:23:01

They give you something to sit on?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2012:  06:14:09

And another thing,,,,Why don't they let the Preacher sit down too?

randyz714 - Posted - 09/28/2012:  07:03:07

Someone has to be awake, dont they?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2012:  07:04:10

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzmmmfffffffff - huh, did you say something?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2012:  08:02:35

Yes,,did you know that you're the third to wake up in less than 1 1/2 hrs?

Edited by - banjoscotty on 09/28/2012 08:03:14

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2012:  12:54:56

Did I miss anything while I was asleep?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2012:  13:34:31

Don't you know you owe the offering plate $79?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/28/2012:  14:35:45

Plate? Wouldn't a bucket be more useful?

ErikH - Posted - 09/28/2012:  14:36:59

Did anyone clean out the bucket from last time?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2012:  15:03:28

Whos' turn was it to clean it ?

ErikH - Posted - 09/28/2012:  15:12:48

Didn't we throw it out?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2012:  16:19:07

How did we get back on the subject of buckets?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2012:  17:31:45

maybe because you didn't put any money in offering plate?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/28/2012:  17:46:11

Do ya think he's using tape on the finger tips again?

ErikH - Posted - 09/28/2012:  18:18:02

Does that work?

scaggs7 - Posted - 09/28/2012:  18:40:57

doesn't it work better with extended sleeves

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2012:  20:13:28

only if you're making a withdraw

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/29/2012:  03:08:27

Extended sleeves like a puffy shirt?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2012:  03:52:33

Yeah,,like Harpos' coat.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2012:  05:19:23

Do I have to put the money back?

ErikH - Posted - 09/29/2012:  05:22:57

What do you think?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/29/2012:  05:33:36

Finders keepers, losers weepers?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2012:  05:50:30

Then why do I feel so guilty?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2012:  07:29:54

Should be no guilt.You didn't put any in the plate in
the first place,,,,,,did you?

Kaelri - Posted - 09/29/2012:  07:48:47

Doesn't any of you have a conscience? Aren't you afraid of the lightning strike?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2012:  07:56:55

Are you about to be struck?