Dave1climber - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:32:54

quote:

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Originally posted by banjoscotty

Don't you recall when time stood still for a loooong time once upon a time ago

when a certain man caused the sun to stand still?

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Can I vote that it is a question?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:33:54

How blind AM I????

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:36:28

Blind? Are the blinds closed?  Or open?

MWBailey - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:36:45

Can I question that ballot?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:37:25

Haven't I already admitted that I was wrong?

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:38:23

quote:

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Originally posted by MWBailey

Can I question that ballot?

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Could we all be wrong?

MWBailey - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:40:21

Couldn't we all be right as well?

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:42:29

How could we be right and wrong at the same time, on the same subject?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:43:09

Haven't you ever heard of confusion?

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:48:33

It seems to be dinner time, will I get I trouble if I stop posting to this thread?  

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:49:27

Are you making me dinner too?

MWBailey - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:57:28

Hey, can I have some o' that dinner -- Hey! Will ya wait fer me?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  14:59:21

What are you making?

flintlock54 - Posted - 10/22/2012:  15:00:06

Doesn't time depend on what relative is visiting?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  15:05:36

Are you suggesting that time moves slower when mother-in-laws are involved?

flintlock54 - Posted - 10/22/2012:  15:28:18

Couldn't that include drunk uncles?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  15:38:58

Aren't drunk uncles funny though?

flintlock54 - Posted - 10/22/2012:  15:52:29

They are real tiny, but have you seen drunk ants?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  15:55:31

Are they related to drunk uncles?

flintlock54 - Posted - 10/22/2012:  16:03:22

Don't drunk uncles pretend they are nor married?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  16:05:15

Have you spent a lot of time around a drunk uncle?

mbanjo - Posted - 10/22/2012:  16:05:34

I am a drunk uncle, am I not  married?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  16:09:09

Do you have a wife?

mbanjo - Posted - 10/22/2012:  16:12:29

Should I ask her?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  16:13:57

Do you value your life? Or better yet, your banjo?

mbanjo - Posted - 10/22/2012:  16:22:01

Which is worth more?

Alaina - Posted - 10/22/2012:  16:22:40

What would your wife choose?

MWBailey - Posted - 10/22/2012:  16:28:13

which would you miss more; your wife, or your banjo?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 10/22/2012:  16:55:59

What if you're divorced?

flintlock54 - Posted - 10/22/2012:  17:35:47

Just to catch up, woundn't I rather spend a lot of time with certain drunk aunts?

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/22/2012:  17:47:16

If i were divorced, can I pick from a drunk, banjo picking, aunt?

mbanjo - Posted - 10/22/2012:  22:45:26

Which one turns you on?

ErikH - Posted - 10/23/2012:  02:28:25

Do you have any offers?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2012:  04:07:29

Which one makes more money?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 10/23/2012:  04:15:00

The one of the right?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2012:  04:26:30

Do you mean "right" as in "correct"?

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/23/2012:  05:49:43

Can we keep this non political?    

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2012:  05:52:17

Why do you think I asked the question the way I did?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2012:  07:40:47

Don't know? Did you really have to?

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/23/2012:  08:09:10

What don't you know?

Alaina - Posted - 10/23/2012:  08:12:03

Do you really want me to answer that?

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/23/2012:  08:16:12

How can you tell me what you don't know? Is this a case of the "known unknown"?

Alaina - Posted - 10/23/2012:  08:19:24

Well off the top of your head, do you know what 35492175211 x 5496187198464 equals? Wouldn't that be considered a "known unknown" as you know you don't immediately know it?

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/23/2012:  08:38:49

Is it 950716e23?  Or could it be the number of stars?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2012:  08:45:30

What makes the difference anyway?

Alaina - Posted - 10/23/2012:  09:05:36

Did you use a calculator?

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/23/2012:  09:32:07

Do you think I used my smarts?  

Edited by - Dave1climber on 10/23/2012 09:32:58

Alaina - Posted - 10/23/2012:  09:33:22

What smarts? ;P

Dave1climber - Posted - 10/23/2012:  09:37:51

Can't you believe that a old f*** has smarts?