gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/19/2012:  04:11:49

Should we ask the great and wise Oz?

ErikH - Posted - 05/19/2012:  05:31:51

Does he have a helmet?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/19/2012:  12:45:22

If not, do you have extra he could use?

ErikH - Posted - 05/19/2012:  18:33:08

Yes, but it has a big crack in it.  Do you think that matters?

dingo - Posted - 05/19/2012:  19:16:43

is he not cracked anyways?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/20/2012:  13:36:44

Well, isn't that what happens when you forget your helmet?

ErikH - Posted - 05/20/2012:  14:38:00

Was he cracked before he forgot the helmet?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/21/2012:  03:59:55

Like an egg?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/21/2012:  04:26:52

Who keeps quacking all these old yokes?

randyz714 - Posted - 05/21/2012:  05:15:13

Shell i answer that?

dingo - Posted - 05/21/2012:  08:47:13

do not know, can you?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2012:  09:28:57

And if he can, will he?

ErikH - Posted - 05/21/2012:  14:14:23

Does it matter?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/21/2012:  14:51:30

Oh dear, what can the matter be?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/21/2012:  16:33:29

Is Johnny so long at the fair?

ErikH - Posted - 05/21/2012:  16:40:32

Maybe he can't find any ribbons?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/22/2012:  03:30:17

Ribbons for his hair?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2012:  04:19:45

Would he dare wear a ribbon in his hair at the fair?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/22/2012:  05:03:23

Did he win a ribbon for "best hair" at the fair?

randyz714 - Posted - 05/22/2012:  05:13:13

Can you win 'best hair' after wearing a helmut?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2012:  05:25:56

Why not?

randyz714 - Posted - 05/22/2012:  06:36:22

Could i be wrong?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2012:  12:12:17

Do you think she would find me attractive?

ErikH - Posted - 05/22/2012:  14:42:09

Do you find her attractive?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2012:  15:13:39

Would it be rude to point out that even poop is attractive to flies?

ErikH - Posted - 05/23/2012:  02:28:11

Did she put a finger in a light socket?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/23/2012:  04:07:13

Or maybe pulled someones finger?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2012:  04:18:30

Where was she standing when she pulled the finger?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/23/2012:  14:22:48

Answering some of these questions is harder than pullin teeth, eh?

ErikH - Posted - 05/24/2012:  02:25:17

What about the finger?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/24/2012:  03:58:50

I wonder if it's removal?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2012:  04:35:09

Removal of what?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2012:  05:47:32

Is there a fingernail on the finger?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/24/2012:  06:37:00

Or is it just a hangnail that's hanging on for dear life?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2012:  09:14:30

Why do they call them fingernails when they don't look like a nail at all?

ErikH - Posted - 05/24/2012:  14:35:02

Because they make good targets for a hammer?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2012:  15:16:25

Why didn't I think of that?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/24/2012:  16:45:23

Maybe they should have a bullseye painted on them?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2012:  17:22:59

Would that make them easier to hit or more likely to miss?

dingo - Posted - 05/24/2012:  18:10:19

Why would you miss them?

ErikH - Posted - 05/25/2012:  02:21:25

Wouldn't you miss yours?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2012:  02:33:31

It would be difficult to play banjo without them wouldn't it?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 05/25/2012:  03:54:05

If you hit one hard enough and it falls off, will a new one grow back?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2012:  04:06:35

The nail or the whole finger?

dingo - Posted - 05/25/2012:  04:12:19

Is that not how aliens reproduce?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2012:  04:59:13

Aliens are cloned from fingernails?

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/25/2012:  05:26:42

Is getting nailed an alien expression?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2012:  06:54:25

Doesn't that depend on who is getting nailed?

ErikH - Posted - 05/25/2012:  14:23:29

Someone nailed an alien?