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banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2012: 09:58:53
Would it be more fun to steal an ice-cream cone?
DeanT - Posted - 08/27/2012: 10:05:13
full or empty?
OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2012: 10:05:55
Sure, do we have a choice of flavors?
DeanT - Posted - 08/27/2012: 10:07:08
what flavor do you want?
OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2012: 10:09:56
Do you have chocolate chip?
DeanT - Posted - 08/27/2012: 10:41:39
dark chocolate?
OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2012: 10:45:48
May I have a double scoop?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2012: 11:32:39
What you gonna do with a scoop?
I thought you wanted ice-cream?
OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2012: 11:59:24
Should I have asked for a milk shake?
ErikH - Posted - 08/27/2012: 14:03:06
If you run with the jug over your shoulder, will the milk shake?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2012: 16:25:08
Maybe,,will you be having milk in the jug?
DeanT - Posted - 08/27/2012: 16:46:55
glass or plastic jug?
ErikH - Posted - 08/27/2012: 17:11:43
What's wrong with a crockery jug?
Kaelri - Posted - 08/27/2012: 21:15:45
What if you drop it? Do you want crockery shards all over the floor? Huh? Do ya?
Gumbograss - Posted - 08/27/2012: 21:42:00
Doesn't this sound like a crock o'somethin' or other?
DeanT - Posted - 08/28/2012: 00:19:35
Didn't Mr. Crock start McDonalds?
ErikH - Posted - 08/28/2012: 02:26:06
What kind of container did he keep the milk in?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2012: 04:05:48
Maybe he had the cow tied up out back?
randyz714 - Posted - 08/28/2012: 05:16:53
Does the 3 second rule apply to the cow?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2012: 08:13:02
I don't know randy..What is 3 sec rule?
randyz714 - Posted - 08/28/2012: 09:57:16
If it touches the floor for longer than 3 seconds...its not ok to eat. could the cow be fitted with them cable tv guy boot slippers?
DeanT - Posted - 08/28/2012: 10:17:11
do they make Nikes for cows?
Kaelri - Posted - 08/28/2012: 10:33:00
Would cows try to sneak out of the barn with sneakers on?
DeanT - Posted - 08/28/2012: 10:57:18
who would tie them?
randyz714 - Posted - 08/28/2012: 11:23:19
Dont they make velcro straps for those?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2012: 12:18:28
Would the bulls like their cows fixed up like that?
Maybe some lipstick too?
ErikH - Posted - 08/28/2012: 16:37:09
Do they make lipstick for cows?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2012: 17:51:42
Maybe just use some paint?
DeanT - Posted - 08/28/2012: 17:57:52
what about ear rings?
Kaelri - Posted - 08/28/2012: 21:28:10
Would these ear rings for the cows have diamonds?
DeanT - Posted - 08/29/2012: 00:04:51
little ones or big ones?
ErikH - Posted - 08/29/2012: 02:31:22
Would they be the same as a nose ring for a bull?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2012: 03:26:55
What was the Berma-Shave bulls name? Bo-ree-guard?
OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2012: 06:07:43
Burma Shave had a bull?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2012: 07:10:24
Yes,,don't you remember this one?
Cattle crossing means go slow
That old bull is some cows bo'',,,,,,,Burma Shave
OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2012: 07:16:39
Yes, but did the bull have a name?
CATTLE CROSSING |
MEANS GO SLOW |
THAT OLD BULL IS |
SOME COW'S BEAU |
*** Burma Shave *** |
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2012: 09:13:15
I think it's bouxrigard?
Or something like that.
OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2012: 09:20:08
You sure is wasn't Prime Rib?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2012: 11:31:36
Is this 72 yr old mind decieving me?
randyz714 - Posted - 08/29/2012: 12:03:49
it must be scotty...isnt I before E except after C ?
ErikH - Posted - 08/29/2012: 14:44:51
Aren't there still some Burma Shave signs along Route 66?
DeanT - Posted - 08/29/2012: 16:15:05
In which state?
ErikH - Posted - 08/29/2012: 17:50:44
Arizona, maybe?
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/29/2012: 18:16:11
Why not Utah?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2012: 20:45:05
Just how tall are you?
Kaelri - Posted - 08/29/2012: 22:21:56
Why do you need to know that?
DeanT - Posted - 08/29/2012: 23:43:42
Isn't knowledge power?
ErikH - Posted - 08/30/2012: 02:25:37
Is this a ride with a height requirement?
banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2012: 04:59:14
Whatever stuff he had last night sure
made him high,,,,didn't it?
randyz714 - Posted - 08/30/2012: 05:30:04
Is he sharing?
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