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Can also be called:

Annual meeting of summer tire club

Via my Facebook feed today:

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

The bouncer is a blonde girl.

I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

"Well, no...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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An elderly man rear-ended a younger man who was driving an expensive European sports car…
Enraged, the younger man hops out & confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car…!!! ”He yells
"I demand that you give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my…" the old man said nervously, "I don't have that kind of money.”
“ Just let me call my son…,” he said with hope, “he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins..!?!?! Right" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.
The old man took out his phone, dialed his son, & just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh..?!?!” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp…!!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….
" Dad .for the last time, I train Seals… Navy Seals.”
“NOT dolphins..!!”

I taught my small Mexican dog some martial arts. Now he's a tai-chi-huahua.


He likes to drink darjeeling, oolong, chamomile, etc. He's a chaiteahuahua.


And he enjoys the food from Siam. He's a bit of a Thaihuahua.


Unfortunately, he's uncomfortable around people. He's kind of a shyhuahua.

Have you considered a move to Wawa?   The buzz on the street is that they're short of guitar players, particularly those proficient with a wah-wah pedal.

[But be forewarned Wawa is, or maybe that should be used to be, kinda the Bermuda Triangle for cross-country travelers in Canada.]

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The first story that Ricky tells :
youtu.be/khQw5wtd8Sw?si=AlDoynuya8DfEe7u

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This guy has a Great sense of humor!!!
Slammer!!!

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A man was in the hospital on his death bed. His nurse, wife, and three boys was by his side. He told his son, Joe, to take all his businesses on Main Street. He told Jim to take all his houses on Center Street. He told Bill to take all his houses in The Estates, and then quietly passed away. The nurse looked at his wife and said, "I never knew that he was such a successful and affluent man to own all that property!" The wife said, "He didn't own any property...he had a newspaper route!"

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“Why does fruitcake make the perfect gift?
“Because the U.S. Postal Service hasn’t found a way to damage it.”

I think my wife still thinks I’m sexy. Sometimes I hear her mumble what an ass when I walk by.

Anybody remember the Sunday School story about when Saint Paul met Tarzan??

"We WARNED you not to get too close to our cuddly little chimp friend, because she'd rip your **** off! But you just wouldn't LISTEN!!"