To paraphase: "What's the deal about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere. Shows lady and cop laughing hysterically.
I didn't think it was that funny.
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[ ............. or so I've heard. 
]
From your local library: Title and Author
"How I moved a ton of elevator car to the top of the building all by myself"
by
Preston D. Nummer
"Turning on your lights and siren after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship." 
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Ahh, sweet memories!
It was a mid-summer day, about 9 years ago, shortly after I had met Mary.
We were walking hand in hand, as lovers do, through almost knee-high flowers.
One of my neighbors saw us, the happy couple, and called from her back porch:
"Get the hell out of my garden!"
Four out of five chiropractors recommend this road:
Owen!
^^ Buy your mooses some rubber-soled shoes!
Q: Wots the diff between a robber and a tief?
A: A tief is a guy what steals things; a robber is a Ukrainian overshoe.
[I'll find my own way out, now. ;) ]
You want to know how far back THAT ^^ goes?
In the Garden of Eden, Eve asks Adam
"Do these leaves make my butt look big?"
You know times are toughf...when..
You see the Local Palm Readers...advertising ...
Discount hand jobs.......
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