eagleisland - Posted - 08/29/2010:  16:25:32

Zero percent financing for well-qualified buyers only.

banjo cal - Posted - 08/29/2010:  16:34:15

fact - the placement of a donkeys eyes in its head allow it to see all four feet at once.

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/29/2010:  18:48:52

Our town crier was fired for violating the noise ordinance.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/29/2010:  18:50:32

Ten art-nouveau raindrops, hanging on the apple.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2010:  06:08:55

LOOK!! It has vanished from sight!

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/30/2010:  06:27:55

I can't see a thing without my glasses.

gradelyduck - Posted - 08/30/2010:  09:04:14

I'd give my right arm to be ambi-dextrous

gradelyduck - Posted - 08/30/2010:  09:07:37

From somewhere sprang to mind...
heard in Swansea Wales by my mother many years ago. An anxious mother calls to a small child,
"Come away from over by there to over by here! I don't want to be taking you home lost."

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/30/2010:  09:12:25

Aspirins and milk cartons.

xnavyguy - Posted - 08/30/2010:  09:36:56

Bananas and horse feathers!

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/30/2010:  09:48:23

Aunt Ethel and wet-suites

jrdew - Posted - 08/30/2010:  11:35:12

It's the same thing, only different.

eagleisland - Posted - 08/30/2010:  13:37:20

So I left you on the street corner to go into the store, and when I come out, there you was - gone!

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/30/2010:  13:50:34

If I had my life to live over I would.

ncmedic - Posted - 08/30/2010:  13:52:46

5 pounds of fluff

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/30/2010:  13:59:22

I had a dream all the sheep were trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

ncmedic - Posted - 08/30/2010:  16:31:10

I see the moon the moon sees me

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2010:  08:12:37

Well,,,So What?

ncmedic - Posted - 08/31/2010:  08:28:02

I don't understand all I know about this post

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/31/2010:  11:13:23

The bobber is gone.

BigMonFan - Posted - 08/31/2010:  11:59:13

Tony Orlando and Miami

xnavyguy - Posted - 08/31/2010:  12:24:15

Important....Open Immediately!

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/31/2010:  14:59:28

Origami in the shape of a purple people eater.

earlhound3 - Posted - 08/31/2010:  15:14:38

vacationing the Carolina Coast, Waiting on a guest named EARL

ncmedic - Posted - 08/31/2010:  17:35:36

There He Blows

jrdew - Posted - 08/31/2010:  17:49:21

And so, I said....

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/31/2010:  18:12:38

I'm a level 5 Samurai, in boot-world!

ncmedic - Posted - 08/31/2010:  18:15:22

Go To Warp 9 Mr Crusher, Make It So

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/31/2010:  18:35:57

ne'er-do-well

Jeff 1965 - Posted - 08/31/2010:  19:22:15

SPAM is good. Really good. Unless it has fuzz on it.

fivebranch - Posted - 08/31/2010:  19:26:21

Sometimes when my socks don't match I don't care. Now it's a totally different story when my shoes don't match. Oh yeah I have put on different shoes and gone out in public.

xnavyguy - Posted - 08/31/2010:  20:15:41

Elephants have pretty big feet.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/01/2010:  02:45:55

Lemons - take part in a government conspiracy to conceal the truth about them.

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/01/2010:  05:02:15

So what if the grapes don't get stomped. It's no skin off of my nose.

xnavyguy - Posted - 09/01/2010:  05:37:02

quote:

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Originally posted by BigMonFan

So what if the grapes don't get stomped. It's no skin off of my nose.

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BigMonFan - Posted - 09/01/2010:  07:12:47

What would it be worth to the general population if somewhere along about the middle of January say, someone somehow would nonchalantly roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer?

greyfolk - Posted - 09/01/2010:  07:48:36

...so it goes.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/01/2010:  09:47:49

Donuts! Thousands of them!!

jrdew - Posted - 09/01/2010:  12:59:52

Oh, what's the point?

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/01/2010:  14:21:06

As of today, I'm unaware of anyone that claims to have captured a live dinosaur this whole century.

Jeff 1965 - Posted - 09/01/2010:  15:10:48

Dinosaurs are good eatin'. Tastes like SPAM.

dat - Posted - 09/01/2010:  15:16:39

I have indegestion

fivebranch - Posted - 09/01/2010:  15:46:52

Have you ever put on a shirt inside out and you where out side and went inside.

xnavyguy - Posted - 09/01/2010:  16:03:22

Studebakers were not made out of Detroit iron.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/01/2010:  16:37:52

We all know she likes to shout at bathtubs.

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/01/2010:  18:00:28

After all I've been going through this should be a piece of cake.

fivebranch - Posted - 09/01/2010:  18:41:18

I'm really trying to up my post count so people will take me more seriously.

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/02/2010:  05:36:56

It's tough being a dry-waller if the roofs all leak.

banjo cal - Posted - 09/02/2010:  08:08:03

not tonight josephine...