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gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/05/2010: 14:49:51
You go Coco!
xnavyguy - Posted - 08/05/2010: 15:42:56
I really hate rejection.
Jeff 1965 - Posted - 08/05/2010: 16:40:34
I love little baby ducks, Old pickup trucks, Clean-shaven toes, and Banjos.
Jeff 1965 - Posted - 08/05/2010: 16:43:51
And I love you, too.
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/05/2010: 17:35:15
That's life!
steve davis - Posted - 08/05/2010: 17:48:10
Boat with two sterns.
Ronnie - Posted - 08/05/2010: 17:59:08
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 
Edited by - Ronnie on 08/05/2010 17:59:45
eagleisland - Posted - 08/05/2010: 18:18:33
Thank heavens. For a moment or two there, I thought this tread was becoming one with the cosmic all.
kipperr - Posted - 08/05/2010: 20:16:47
quote: Originally posted by eagleisland
For a moment or two there, I thought this tread was becoming one with the cosmic all.
Anyone have a tab to "Om in the Hollow?"
fivebranch - Posted - 08/05/2010: 20:37:43
Watermelon makes you pee
bikebum - Posted - 08/06/2010: 00:56:00
banana seeds can plug you up
bikebum - Posted - 08/06/2010: 00:57:57
Don't let your tongue cover your eye teeth. You won't be able to see what your saying.
Kenneth Logsdon - Posted - 08/06/2010: 04:46:51
Just dropped in to say hi, didn't really want anything...
Jim Cannon - Posted - 08/06/2010: 05:15:00
Toes Go In First
dflowers - Posted - 08/06/2010: 05:28:34
A farmer is a man who is outstanding in his field.
dflowers - Posted - 08/06/2010: 05:31:16
Not eating for seven days makes one week. (weak)
Wayne in NJ - Posted - 08/06/2010: 05:49:04
"May all your teeth have cavities, and remember, abcess makes the heart grow fonder!" -(Groucho Marx)
xnavyguy - Posted - 08/06/2010: 06:22:12
Did you hear about the dyslexic man that walked into a bra?
Wayne in NJ - Posted - 08/06/2010: 06:38:11
Wife: "Wayne, STOP playing that banjo!"
Wayne: "I'm sorry, I don't do requests"
BigMonFan - Posted - 08/06/2010: 07:52:51
I could write a book on all I don't know about that subject.
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/06/2010: 09:45:48
What comes after after?
xnavyguy - Posted - 08/06/2010: 10:07:38
In preparation or provision for what?
FisherPicker - Posted - 08/06/2010: 15:03:07
Beam Me Up Scotty!
Jeff 1965 - Posted - 08/06/2010: 16:03:52
They have no bananas? Get these people some bananas! Post-haste!
xnavyguy - Posted - 08/06/2010: 16:06:55
It's best to peel a banana before you eat it.
Klondike Waldo - Posted - 08/06/2010: 17:49:39
I like bananas 'cause they ain't got no bones!
Wayne in NJ - Posted - 08/06/2010: 19:23:43
Jiggle it a little, it'll open!
now say it FAST!
(You KNOW you've said that at SOME point in your life)
xnavyguy - Posted - 08/06/2010: 20:40:19
And canoes have no feathers.
bikebum - Posted - 08/07/2010: 02:32:50
Nor bald canaries
xnavyguy - Posted - 08/07/2010: 03:25:19
This thread contains elements that are known, in Timbuktu, to cause cancer in very small laboratory animals.
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/07/2010: 04:18:59
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
Jim Cannon - Posted - 08/07/2010: 04:45:53
Yo, banana boy!
Jeff 1965 - Posted - 08/07/2010: 05:26:35
Don't worry, fellow banjo pickers, we have 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas. Plenty for everyone!
yumagah - Posted - 08/07/2010: 10:22:07
There's just one bad thing about bananas: ever see a skinny gorilla?
Uncle Dale - Posted - 08/07/2010: 10:48:57
I'm just shy of 3 posts.
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 08/07/2010: 11:45:47
Disable smartfan.
Jeff 1965 - Posted - 08/07/2010: 15:39:39
Batman! For the sake of the world. I beg you. Please don't squeeze the Charmin!
BigMonFan - Posted - 08/07/2010: 15:54:15
Yes Santa, there is a Virginia clause.
eagleisland - Posted - 08/07/2010: 17:44:48
"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words: "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and so is mankind."
-- Jack Handy
mike gregory - Posted - 08/07/2010: 18:12:43
MANK: Where people deposit their bunny, saving for a rainy day. Hence the old saying "It's like bunny in the mank!"
IND: The portion of the continental US served by telephone area codes 219, 260, 317, 574, 765, 812

Gomer - Posted - 08/07/2010: 21:28:07
It's all been said before.
poindexter - Posted - 08/07/2010: 21:32:40
Say what?
BigMonFan - Posted - 08/07/2010: 21:39:13
You're only saying that because it's true.
pandjlocke - Posted - 08/07/2010: 23:44:41
You know if you put all of these posts together, I think they mean sumthin'
I edited my meaningless post just cuz I could.
Edited by - pandjlocke on 08/07/2010 23:47:05
poindexter - Posted - 08/08/2010: 00:09:01
They oughta put another set of stars under your user name for number of "edits." Just a thought.... mods?
FisherPicker - Posted - 08/08/2010: 05:40:11
I want more stars!
bikebum - Posted - 08/08/2010: 06:10:38
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