Nancy - Posted - 07/23/2010:  17:41:01

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No, not on my watch.

Klondike Waldo - Posted - 07/23/2010:  18:37:24

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quote:

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Originally posted by Jim Cannon

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

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A Man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

mike gregory - Posted - 07/23/2010:  19:09:18

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Originally posted by Nancy

No, not on my watch.

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But that would be the PERFECT answer to
"Hey Nancy! Ya got a twenty-five o'clock on your timepiece?"

LParker - Posted - 07/23/2010:  20:14:37

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"Kirk to Enterprise.... Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes" !

plunker - Posted - 07/23/2010:  20:18:57

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A trio of sightles rodents, a trio of sightless rodents,
Notice how they scamper, notice how the scamper,

OK fill in the rest of the nursery rhyme using your vocabulary skills.

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/24/2010:  03:43:25

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Historically it is singular but is now taken as plural.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/24/2010:  04:34:08

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Can't touch dis.

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/24/2010:  07:24:35

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Originally posted by gdtrfb24

Can't touch dis.

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You can if you obtain as it implies to the unwitting disclosure unearthed figuratively before the sands of time expire.

Klondike Waldo - Posted - 07/24/2010:  18:51:20

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Originally posted by plunker

A trio of sightles rodents, a trio of sightless rodents,
Notice how they scamper, notice how the scamper,

OK fill in the rest of the nursery rhyme using your vocabulary skills.

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Pursued they all the husbandman's spouse,
Deftly she parted each tail from its mouse,
Beheld ye such spectacle e'er in your house?

Klondike Waldo - Posted - 07/24/2010:  18:52:21

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Originally posted by gdtrfb24

Can't touch dis.

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doesn't this belong in the thread about people showing up at jams with no instruments?

plunker - Posted - 07/24/2010:  18:56:46

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Well done,Bob, well done!!!!!

un5trung - Posted - 07/24/2010:  19:12:50

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"Who's that?"

"Must be a king."

"How do you know?"

"He's not all covered in sh*t"

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/25/2010:  04:30:12

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Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.

FisherPicker - Posted - 07/25/2010:  04:50:53

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Duck Season!
Wabbit Season!
Duck Season!
Wabbit Season!
Wabbit Season!
Duck Season!

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/25/2010:  04:55:44

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Elements which follow are alternatives in an interrogation or statement of choice.....but only in a purely democratic society.

BigMonFan - Posted - 07/25/2010:  06:41:33

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I knew that.

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/25/2010:  07:14:39

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Pulverized and deprived of its fat....which the larvae form a woman of loose morals.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/25/2010:  17:54:14

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The average ear of corn has eight hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.

BigMonFan - Posted - 07/25/2010:  17:56:54

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Hunker down men.

fivebranch - Posted - 07/25/2010:  21:26:08

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What was this topic about?

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/26/2010:  05:20:28

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Comments with the points sanded off.

bikebum - Posted - 07/26/2010:  05:43:23

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Hmmm..... An abrasively pointless comment

un5trung - Posted - 07/26/2010:  06:00:32

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I have a great American novel in me, though some of it is still stuck in my teeth . . .

mike gregory - Posted - 07/26/2010:  07:07:23

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Originally posted by bikebum

Hmmm..... An abrasively pointless comment

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quote:

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Originally posted by bikebum

Hmmm..... An abrasively pointless comment

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If we were not restricted to POINTLESS comments, I would POINT out that Bikebum made a great comment about Xnavyguy's "points sanded down" comment.

Ain't words fun????

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/26/2010:  07:30:47

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How now brown cow.

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/26/2010:  07:32:32

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Seems to me the only way you can truly have a pointless comment is to make sure all the barbs are ground down nice & smooth, much like a new baby's behind. Pointless doesn't necessarily have to be meaningless unless, of course, it's coming from someone who, at times, types an endless stream of consciousness.

BigMonFan - Posted - 07/26/2010:  17:49:20

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So, what else is new?

fivebranch - Posted - 07/26/2010:  20:55:45

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Is Yodeling an art form? Is there Yodeling on an ant farm? Do coyotes yodel? Do coyodels coytel? Am I drunk? Does it matter?

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Edited by - fivebranch on 07/26/2010 21:00:19

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/27/2010:  02:41:25

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Stop singing and read on . . .

mike gregory - Posted - 07/27/2010:  06:02:32

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Originally posted by xnavyguy

Seems to me the only way you can truly have a pointless comment is to make sure all the barbs are ground down nice & smooth, much like a new baby's behind. Pointless doesn't necessarily have to be meaningless unless, of course, it's coming from someone who, at times, types an endless stream of consciousness.

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Speaking of barbs:

Rumor has it that, when a group of Australians are verbally harassing a short person, they urge each other on by suggesting
"Throw another barb on the shrimpie!"

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Edited by - mike gregory on 07/27/2010 06:03:02

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/27/2010:  06:26:10

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Do these tennis shoes make my butt look fat?

mike gregory - Posted - 07/27/2010:  06:34:18

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Originally posted by xnavyguy

Do these tennis shoes make my butt look fat?

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Yes.
Take them out of your back pockets, and you'll look a lot thinner.

BigMonFan - Posted - 07/27/2010:  06:58:37

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Santa looked a lot like Daddy.

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/27/2010:  11:47:57

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Although the presentation of the material conforms to accepted practices, occasional details may raise questions which no one can answer.

pstroud1 - Posted - 07/27/2010:  15:40:45

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Can a spherical piece of metal be made into a magnet.
pointless

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/27/2010:  16:11:40

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Eclipsing by superior splendor is the only way to achieve quality that surpasses all.

bikebum - Posted - 07/27/2010:  17:26:51

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I'd get a new ballpoint pen... but that would indeed be pointless.

bikebum - Posted - 07/27/2010:  17:35:24

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Originally posted by pstroud1

Can a spherical piece of metal be made into a magnet.
pointless

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Oh Buckyballs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullerene completely pointless

BigMonFan - Posted - 07/27/2010:  17:40:28

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Remember when we were little kids and we played with those little bow and arrow sets and the arrows had rubber stoppers?

fivebranch - Posted - 07/27/2010:  20:32:33

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and we took off the rubber stoppers and shot our siblings with the arrows.and our mothers said "Wait till your Father gets home" and when he got home he tanned our backsides (NEXT)

mike gregory - Posted - 07/27/2010:  21:07:53

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Whaddya mean, "Oinkless comment" ?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/28/2010:  02:46:56

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Get a load of that!

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/28/2010:  05:10:43

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I just heard it snore three times.

Gomer - Posted - 07/28/2010:  07:22:03

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I don't get the point

bikebum - Posted - 07/28/2010:  11:50:16

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There isn't one. But that was pointless for me to say.

xnavyguy - Posted - 07/28/2010:  12:00:50

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Isn't it really a matter of doctrine, discipline, or morals. Else what, truly, would be the point of it all.

BigMonFan - Posted - 07/28/2010:  12:05:59

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I'll be brief and to the point.
Hey!!!....wait a minute,,,,,,,,I can't post that here!!!

BigMonFan - Posted - 07/28/2010:  12:10:54

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"And now kiddies, Uncle Dan will tell you what happened when Fuzzy Bear met Jerry Porcupine at the old hollow tree stump in the woods right next to Peter Rabbit's gingerbread house..."

bikebum - Posted - 07/28/2010:  13:36:39

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SHAVED Porcupine thank you very much. Just to keep it with the vein of the topic. Oops, can't keep it within the vein.. that might require a point.