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banjotroy23 - Posted - 07/13/2010: 08:57:23
Can you believe that wood grain is subject to something that makes no difference to monkeys in egypt?
JimmieSue - Posted - 07/13/2010: 09:13:01
quote:
Originally posted by dmiller
You can't grow an onion upside down.
getta topsy-turvy. they might not be pointless - they're just STUPID! 
JimmieSue - Posted - 07/13/2010: 09:13:27
quote:
Originally posted by Milli2
quote:
Originally posted by JIMBO53
If my momma was my poppa, I wouldn't be here now~~~~~~
If your momma was your poppa, she would have a beard.
sounds like a circus...... 
BigMonFan - Posted - 07/13/2010: 09:46:36
quote:
Originally posted by dmiller
Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas. 
....or as the bullfrog said to his buddy, "time's fun when you're having flies".
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/13/2010: 14:43:01
Random thoughts of the proletariat.
Milli2 - Posted - 07/13/2010: 14:44:30
I'll be with you momentarily.
hexx - Posted - 07/13/2010: 15:12:55
..{ and So I give this Rhondda a call } …Hi Rhondda! …”how you doing? …”you coming over with your Goodtime Banjo?? ..”mmm “Maybe Zak”…..”you still living at that same place?...yeah sure!... “Hey Zak! “You got that elevator working yet? ….”Don‘t think so,…anyway!...you coming over? “Oh well …yes ok”. “That’s fine, I got the same cheese again” …”and I still have your castanets from last visit”...we’ll have a good time ok?, … “But Zak! you’re on the 199th floor!! …”The Last time it took me 6 hours to get up to you! …“So… maybe the exercise will be good for you”,…”but! but! …”ah! stop complaining..Rhondda”,..”what you want me to do? …”You at 28 years old!… “Come down an meet you? ….”Oh...ok then Zak”, ..”see you later”, … “that’s great Rhondda” …“bye for now” ….yeah! ..yeah.!. yeah!...ok see you later”, “bye Rhondda!........{der double schmuck}
..But maybe her Banjo playing?’ …it’s not so bad…
fivebranch - Posted - 07/13/2010: 20:08:13
Nine pages of pointless posting goes to show how really a subject like this is pointless with nothing pointing to and endless point of no return. So I'm aPPointing myself as the point man to point this ship in the direction of the compass pointing.......Ahh to h ll with this I.m going to bed.
Back Yard Picker - Posted - 07/13/2010: 20:25:42
I don't think Earl ever did it this way
mike gregory - Posted - 07/13/2010: 20:43:24
quote:
Originally posted by banjotroy23
Can you believe that wood grain is subject to something that makes no difference to monkeys in egypt?
If it's posted on the BHO, I can believe it. Just to clarify the point: Is grain made from wood any harder to grind than grain made from wheat or oats? Oh, wait! Don't clarify your point. You're not supposed to have one. Like the President said to the Prime Minister about the seafood on his suit:  "I'm sorry I brought it up!"
edweber - Posted - 07/13/2010: 21:46:38
I was lost but then found myself on page nine... 
gdoc - Posted - 07/14/2010: 00:15:18
I got a dollar
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/14/2010: 02:56:02
Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
eagleisland - Posted - 07/14/2010: 04:55:34
Yes, I could have mentioned it. But I thought it was better for you to find out on your own.
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/14/2010: 06:26:59
Where? Where? What? Ah. Me Tarzan. You Jane.
Jim Cannon - Posted - 07/14/2010: 06:42:01
Pointless? As in "dull?"
Jim Cannon - Posted - 07/14/2010: 06:46:07
Shaved porcupines?
appleman11 - Posted - 07/14/2010: 07:18:14
'You see everybody thinks 'Blazing Saddles' is a Movie about farting...' - Mel Brooks in an interview about whether he intends to make it into a musical.
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/14/2010: 15:23:26
You're using coconuts?!?!
kipperr - Posted - 07/14/2010: 16:20:02
For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
ambpicker - Posted - 07/14/2010: 16:22:43
Of all the things I've ever seen, this is one of 'em
hexx - Posted - 07/14/2010: 16:33:44
...hey boy call me a taxi.....yes sir you're a taxi
Gomer - Posted - 07/14/2010: 17:06:52
I used to drink a lot of liquor. I still do, but I used to.
bikebum - Posted - 07/14/2010: 17:27:58
I rarely drank any liquor. I still don't, but I used to not do it before anyway so what's the point.
hexx - Posted - 07/14/2010: 17:52:11
I think therefore I am.....now what was I thinking about?
Banjo - Posted - 07/14/2010: 18:55:11
eagleisland - Posted - 07/14/2010: 19:51:00
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then criticize him. It'll pi$$ him off, but you'll have a one-mile head start and he'll be barefoot.
panthersquall - Posted - 07/14/2010: 20:14:29
He was a toad licker, for sure.
Milli2 - Posted - 07/14/2010: 20:31:40
Antonius Dominiques at liveras perges assure agurquis. Hy phrat sevan sogus totsavus. Lapetum ocis!
mike gregory - Posted - 07/14/2010: 20:34:07
And when we say....
Ki-yo-ki-yippie-yay!
We're only saying
You're doing fine, Oklavhoma!
Oklahoma,
O-K-L-Av-H-O-M-A
OKLAvHOMA, OK!
plunker - Posted - 07/14/2010: 21:14:04
Science has proven:
If your parents didn't have children, you won't either
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/15/2010: 04:48:31
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
eagleisland - Posted - 07/15/2010: 05:10:18
Any dog that bites you has his reasons.
Gomer - Posted - 07/15/2010: 06:49:29
res ipsa loquiter
xplainer - Posted - 07/15/2010: 07:15:48
You don't get many chances to make a first impression.
Ian_banjo - Posted - 07/15/2010: 10:07:00
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
hexx - Posted - 07/15/2010: 10:26:37
We crossed the bridge at midnight there was no bridge, but we crossed it just the same - yeah, those were the days.
stillearning - Posted - 07/15/2010: 14:04:43
Oh well. JELLO again.
Dave
eagleisland - Posted - 07/15/2010: 14:35:56
I truly don't understand why eggs come in packaging so fragile that a bottle of soda pop falling over in the next bag can render them unusable. Particularly when you consider that the only way to liberate a new pair of channel lock pliers from their plastic cage is to use roofing shears.
mike gregory - Posted - 07/15/2010: 15:49:49
But you need the channel-lock pliers, in order to peel back the blastproof packaging on the roofing shears!
gdtrfb24 - Posted - 07/15/2010: 16:32:16
Hey, watch this!
kipperr - Posted - 07/15/2010: 18:47:06
I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff.
Jim Cannon - Posted - 07/15/2010: 19:17:55
Its the humidity, not the heat.
fivebranch - Posted - 07/15/2010: 20:43:58
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