hexx - Posted - 09/06/2010:  16:14:45

'Alls fair in love an War'.. 'I don't think so anymore

ncmedic - Posted - 09/06/2010:  17:19:12

I don't think so either

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2010:  18:52:43

I don't think, I know,,,
Duck don't think I know either

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/06/2010:  18:53:02

Ooh, I'm so soggy, I could catch fish with a bread roll!

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/06/2010:  19:03:48

And that's why I'm walkin' around all spraddle-legged.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2010:  02:04:50

As Dad was laying his hand to my bottom side,he said
"don't let me catch you doin that again". So I made up my
mind right then and there to NOT let Dad Catch me doin
that again..............

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/07/2010:  03:50:38

Wilma Flintstone told me you might over-water me...

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2010:  05:34:43

Wel,,,there ya go,,

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/07/2010:  05:36:46

Reliable sources are reportedly alive and well.

banjo cal - Posted - 09/07/2010:  09:05:24

we have arrived at town!! YEYYYYYY
but theres only one bar... boooooooooo
but its three miles long!!!! YEYYYYYYYY
but theres only one bar man.... booooooooo
but theres 400 barmaids!!!! YEYYYYYYY........

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2010:  11:44:51

So go already

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/07/2010:  14:32:28

Keep Off The Grass

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2010:  17:22:07

Whatta ya mean I can't come in,,,,
I live here!!!

banjo cal - Posted - 09/07/2010:  20:02:37

the smurfs are invading!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2010:  03:45:46

Well,it went like this. I walked down
to her house and started to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/08/2010:  03:48:27

I wish you wouldn't sing to those pyramids.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2010:  04:47:47

Who cares what kind it is.
If it sounds good,,play it.

fivebranch - Posted - 09/08/2010:  06:53:24

Have you ever woke up and realized you where still dreaming. And you woke up from your dream and wish you where still sleeping or where you dreaming you where still sleeping and you woke up?

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/08/2010:  08:33:59

Well, you should meet my brother.

Bretty Bear - Posted - 09/08/2010:  08:41:27

Is that what she said?

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/08/2010:  08:45:27

I'll never believe Elvis is dead 'til I see him walkin' down the street in Gate City.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2010:  09:47:12

See there,I told you so

xnavyguy - Posted - 09/08/2010:  10:29:13

And so it goes......

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2010:  13:46:57

I never agreed to nothin!!

xnavyguy - Posted - 09/08/2010:  14:41:20

I think I missed my bus.

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/08/2010:  15:51:13

That's the earliest she's ever been late gettin' to work.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/08/2010:  17:43:26

Apparently Mao Tse Tung and Saddam Hussein never ate Scooby-snacks.

fivebranch - Posted - 09/08/2010:  18:22:56

I can't help but crack up when I see the duck above.

ncmedic - Posted - 09/09/2010:  03:33:35

fluff

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/09/2010:  03:57:24

Chunky Kit-Kats!

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2010:  04:34:39

I'm pretty sure we're still in the channel.

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/09/2010:  07:29:38

Maybe I will dig a gold well adjacent to my oil mine.

3fingers - Posted - 09/09/2010:  07:53:28

If a woodchuck could chuck wood they wouldnt live in a hole.

hexx - Posted - 09/09/2010:  11:14:33

Old Golfers...they never die....they just lose their balls

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2010:  12:24:23

I'm cuttin outta here in just about 5 minuits.
You can go with me or stay.It makes me no never mind.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/09/2010:  14:59:49

Repulsive and caffeine-free.

hexx - Posted - 09/09/2010:  15:28:26

...Quack Quack...Quack Quack ...Quackity Quack

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2010:  23:22:50

DON'T LOOK ETHEL!!!

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 09/10/2010:  03:51:19

Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables Naked as a jay-bird.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2010:  05:35:19

I don't like cauliflower

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/10/2010:  06:28:28

She walks through the corn leading down to the river.

ncmedic - Posted - 09/10/2010:  07:29:05

i will see you in the funny papers

hexx - Posted - 09/10/2010:  08:01:33

...Her hair shone like gold in the hot morning sun
She took all the love that a poor boy could give her...

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/10/2010:  08:08:22

Well, it's been a long hard struggle but finally I got all my ducks in a row.

hexx - Posted - 09/10/2010:  08:28:18

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get...well some folks only get ducks all the while I guess...

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2010:  12:09:41

Did you see what I seen ?

BigMonFan - Posted - 09/10/2010:  12:50:14

There's a wrong way to rub a cat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2010:  13:02:32

Stop complaining

hexx - Posted - 09/10/2010:  14:16:06

Hey Duck! ...you home yet? Quack! Quack"