BigMonFan - Posted - 11/06/2010:  19:35:14

My mustard was abducted by several pigs in a blanket.
No, I don't know what color it was unless it was yellow or brown.

MWBailey - Posted - 11/06/2010:  20:33:44

Got to admire a man who knows what color his mustard is.

munchausen - Posted - 11/06/2010:  21:51:23

Garbage day!!!

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/07/2010:  03:32:31

Savages and klaxons.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2010:  04:00:37

I put new pickups in my telecaster

hexx - Posted - 11/07/2010:  04:50:51

Politicians are like diapers, they have to be
changed frequently...and for the very same reason.

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/07/2010:  05:05:54

You know what get's my goat? Me neither but I bet Hogan or Grogan were in on it.

jwgreene01 - Posted - 11/07/2010:  10:29:20

Broke down at Foggy Mountain

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2010:  10:42:20

Step on it driver,,,,,I'm late!!

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/07/2010:  11:20:12

ALL of my comments are pointless.

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/07/2010:  13:33:24

You tell me....just what am I supposed to do with all these barbs and no points, huh?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2010:  15:02:47

In my opinion,trout tastes better than bass.

Klondike Waldo - Posted - 11/07/2010:  17:23:56

quote:

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Originally posted by banjoscotty

In my opinion,trout tastes better than bass.

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Klondike Waldo - Posted - 11/07/2010:  17:25:08

quote:

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Originally posted by BigMonFan

The statistics on bean counters is staggering.

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Klondike Waldo - Posted - 11/07/2010:  17:31:54

Beer is loaded with vitamin P

munchausen - Posted - 11/07/2010:  17:35:45

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2010:  03:35:09

AWW,,come on. Just one more.

ncmedic - Posted - 11/08/2010:  04:01:00

Is it true that earthworms eat their young?

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/08/2010:  05:34:30

If pigs are outlawed where will we get ham sandwiches?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2010:  06:54:35

GOOD GRIEF,, I never seen such a sight in
all my born days.

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/08/2010:  08:30:03

I used to go to bed with the chickens. Before that I had chicken pox.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/08/2010:  18:16:23

Pedalos and pizzas

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2010:  03:43:53

Well,she said Scotty,come here.So I did

jwgreene01 - Posted - 11/09/2010:  11:03:14

Directions???

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/09/2010:  15:48:49

LOOK EVERYONE!!!!! MY 666th POST!

Edited by - drew-gurbach on 11/09/2010 15:50:59

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/09/2010:  16:12:03

TOWELS UNLESS YOU OPERATE PIRATED DOOR-HANDLES!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2010:  16:53:21

Go Cat Go

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/09/2010:  18:28:59

Sitting inside a dark refrigerator and developing social skills are not synonymous activities.

MWBailey - Posted - 11/09/2010:  21:59:45

Googalla walla woop woop doo wa whip! umbarolla, doo wop! hey hey bobbalooby.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/10/2010:  03:45:42

Grab a root and growl

jwgreene01 - Posted - 11/10/2010:  12:11:26

Knuckle sandwiches are bad for teeth

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/10/2010:  16:30:26

The guys that work for me have the attention span of a gold fish!

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/10/2010:  18:10:08

This lean-to could be hard to heat in the winter.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/11/2010:  03:52:55

If it hurts when you do that,then dang-it,don't do that

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/11/2010:  04:02:48

but I have the teapot and lump of coal.

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/11/2010:  05:55:10

Why don't you try it without the training wheels?

jwgreene01 - Posted - 11/11/2010:  09:21:43

This won't hurt

hexx - Posted - 11/12/2010:  01:33:12

Opportunist : Is a person who starts taking a
bath if he accidentally falls into a river

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2010:  04:33:51

Is there a doctor in the house?

drew-gurbach - Posted - 11/14/2010:  07:53:30

Where did the weekend go?

un5trung - Posted - 11/14/2010:  08:12:36

On the other hand, the Norwegian Craft Council did have rules as to what was permissible.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2010:  09:59:00

When the bear went over the mountain,,
I wonder what he saw ?

Bill Rogers - Posted - 11/14/2010:  11:54:38

Whither?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2010:  14:45:15

If the grass is greener on the other side,that just means
it will take longer to cure after it's mowed,,,,,,,,

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/14/2010:  14:49:43

Call BR-548 to find out what in the Sam Hill's going on.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/15/2010:  03:52:06

Early to enter groupies.

jwgreene01 - Posted - 11/15/2010:  03:56:46

The lake was frozen over like a hot summer's night

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2010:  04:57:20

Never walk out on thin ice,,,,,Crack,,SPLASH,,,,,,,,,,,Oh,never mind

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/15/2010:  06:18:35

Be careful when you're straddling them barb wire fences.