Shake’n’Bake delivery truck
With the flat tire
and cracked oil pan
Being towed to the
shade tree mechanic’s yard
Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/16/2025 22:19:40
Where there were more
old junkers laying around
Than flys on a
lazy farmer’s manure pile
That was mixed with
stinking dead pig carcasses
And way too many
maggots to ever count
How many people will
throw up shoveling manure
Being offered at a
discount rate at Casey’s
For pepperoni pizza and
a jumbo Orange Crush
And a free lotto
ticket that expired yesterday
With no hope of
winning a Vegas holiday
Or even getting a
free tank of gas
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