keeping them alive is
Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/04/2025 17:41:53
Tootsy rolls in their
Cap’n Crunch moldy cereal
And a glass of
recycled and sanitized urine
That came directly from
Martians patrolling Saturn’s rings
After being transported through
Alice’s wonderful looking glass
While only wearing a
Homburg and cuff links
Which went out of
style in Kansas City
After they lost the
Super Bowl vs the
ragged Kalamazoo Krazy Kats
Who cheated by taking
away the quarterback’s cleats
And spiking the Gatorade
with motion sickness tablets
And stealing all the
signs from the coaches
Only to get their
heads concussed every play
And sent to be
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