Who were on a
sabbatical in New Mexico
To learn more about
tequila quaffing wearing sombreros
And nothing else except
for turquoise bolo ties
Which didn’t cover enough
genitalia and shocked church-ladies
Who protested by removing
their wooden legs without
Without any form of
skillful manufacture due to
Lack of any education
after grade two because
All the teachers went
truck driving to escape
Fingernails on the chalk
board and fire drills
Out in the cold
where snowball fights ensued
Which was evidently rude
Because the cops said
donuts were better missiles
when dunked and frozen
in grandma’s vintage freezer
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