mobster gangs were there
Using drones with infrared
cameras bought at DollarTree
Across the street from
Buford’s Big Burgers &
Waffles with blueberries and
sour dough ice cream
With sprinkles and whipped
mushrooms from the desert
Where in never rains
except during monsoon season
When the flood waters
flow into Grim Jim’s
Waders, when he tried to
rescue his pre-war bicycle
From getting stuck in
Mrs. Battleaxe’s flower garden
While she was watering
her award-winning purple petunias
That were being eaten
by neighbourhood albino skunks
That were hiding in
Mr. Geezer’s cauliflower patch
While smoking the good
herb pilfered from neighbours
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