Who were buying it
wholesale at Herb’s Herbshoppe
Across the street from
Helen’s Heavenly Hat Emporium
Where ten gallon hats
only held 9.5 gallons
Of Jim Beam and
a bottle of aspirin
That was out of
Sam Drucker’s General Store
An the shelf next
to the pickled onions
With the potato head
from Idaho where spuds
McKenzy was drinking a
gallon of rotgut booze
When a preacher approached
asking for a nip
Of warm Christmas cheer
before the outdoor Mass
of homeless banjo players
Began playing Blue Blue
Day in D tuning
While dancing without their
kazoo and saw players
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