Banjo Hangout Logo
Banjo Hangout Logo

Premier Sponsors

345
Banjo Lovers Online


View BJD's Homepage

BJD

You must sign into your myHangout account in order to contact BJD.


One of my favorites😋

Thursday, October 8, 2015

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

2 comments

One of my favorites😋

Thursday, October 8, 2015 Add Comment

BJD has 4 friends.

IMABanjoPlayer2
IMABanjoPlayer2
RB4picker
RB4picker
BanjoBelle
BanjoBelle
coreyowen
coreyowen

FriendFeed

Click for Details

RB4picker replied to topic 'Old Home Place - Intro' 4 days

Click for Details

RB4picker posted a forum topic 'Skin vs. Mylar' 20 days

Click for Details

RB4picker replied to topic 'Help me find my nuts' 26 days

Click for Details

RB4picker replied to topic 'Harsh sounding high strings' 40 days

Click for Details

RB4picker posted a forum topic 'Harsh sounding high strings' 40 days

Click for Details

RB4picker commented on a video 'Home Sweet Home Practice' 46 days

Click for Details

RB4picker replied to topic 'See Rock City ' 47 days

Click for Details

RB4picker replied to topic 'New 5 string neck for TB 150' 47 days

Click for Details

RB4picker replied to topic 'New 5 string neck for TB 150' 47 days

Click for Details

RB4picker replied to topic 'New 5 string neck for TB 150' 47 days

Click for Details

RB4picker posted a forum topic 'New 5 string neck for TB 150' 47 days

Click for Details

RB4picker uploaded a photo '(untitled)' 47 days

Click for Details

RB4picker uploaded a photo '(untitled)' 47 days

Click for Details

RB4picker uploaded a photo '(untitled)' 47 days

Browse History >


Newest Photos

see all >

Experience Level: Intermediate

Gender: Male
My Instruments:
Goldstar GF-85; Deering Standard; B&D Silver Bell #2; Martin 000-18(1929); RK Drednaught; Wildwood Plectrum

Favorite Bands/Musicians:
All of them.

Classified Rating: (+5)
Rate this Member

Profile Info:
Visible to: Public
Created 3/26/2012
Last Visit 6/18/2018

Hangout Network Help

View All Topics  |  View Categories

0.390625