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One of my favorites😋

Posted by BJD on Thursday, October 8, 2015

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

2 comments on “One of my favorites😋”

jswkingsfield Says:
Sunday, October 11, 2015 @8:43:55 AM

Wow -- absolutely hilarious, but this has to be the most erudite joke on the Hangout!

RB4picker Says:
Tuesday, November 3, 2015 @5:56:37 PM

Do you, or anyone for that matter, know what branch of service any of the aforementioned Majors' are in?

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